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tapir

i live in a zoo. damn it feels good to be a gangster.

About Me

EVERYONE JOIN!!!! http://groups.myspace.com/welovetapir Although i'm often mistaken for pigs and anteaters, i'm in the odd-toed hooved animal family (perissodactyls), as are the horse and rinocerous. All four species of tapir are endangered. The Malay tapir (like myself) is native to Asia, where its natural enemies are the tiger and man. The largest tapir, the Malay tapir, weighs up to 800 pounds(i'm almost there!). It also has the most dramatic coloration, with black shoulders, head, and legs and a white band around the body(thats why i'm so popular with the ladies). The Mountain, Baird and Brazillian tapirs are native to South America, and all are solid black or black- brown (boring!). All baby tapirs have light colored, horizontal, watermelon like stripes, but these disappear by adulthood(i was such a cutie!). I am also told I smell like lettuce! (another reason why the ladies love me so much)
^i love running!
^just chill!
^i caught a scent!
^i love swimming!
^i was so tired!
^walking around the zoo
^me & the lovely Lola
..hi! don't be rude.

My Interests

running. i swim well. i enjoy the company of other tapirs like myself. i'm pretty easygoing, or at least thats what i've been told.

I'd like to meet:

openminded people. otherwise, i don't want anything to do with you, k thanks. i'm back and better than ever.

Music:

the music of the jungle.

Movies:

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Heroes:

YOU CAN BE MY HERO TOO! JUST ASK! PETER IS MY #1 HERO!!!! EMILY is my hero
DEIRDRE is my hero
DOKTOR FNORD is my hero!
Nibz is my hero!
Yvanna is my hero!
K-Mack is my hero!
Jenn is my hero!

JONO is my hero too! Rhiannon is a huge hero of mine =] you could even say she's my number ONE hero