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emilie zoey baker

Fanny means VAGINA where I'm from.

About Me

New Six track ep available! Includes Fannyism, Wet, SMS, Llegend, East and Life On Mars. Only $10.00!
pop poet, spoken word arteeeist and fannyist.
email me here at [email protected]
Website, this is my REAL BLOG
Book: She Wore The Sky On Her Shoulders (Hit and Miss Publications)
CD's:
You Talkin to me? and Fannyism.
Published:
Slice Of Cherry Pie
(poems inspired by Twin Peaks )
You can buy a slice of this poetry piehere here
Going Down Swinging, literary gold
Short Fuse: Rattapalax Press, USA. blow your fuse here
Cordite: best online mag ever

Haiku


In the empty stripclub
she unhooks her bra
anyway

Adku


one of my artworks is on an Avant Card
It's called Atomic Lady Bomb and it's going into thousands of cafes Australia wide. They are seeking more submissions for their Artists on Postcards Project, so dust off those paint brushes, wack on some Devo and get sillyfresh.
Check out the submission page here
A pretty freaky video of David Bowie coming to Brett in a dream

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/30/2006
Band Website: atomicladybomb.blogspot.com
Band Members:

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Emilie Zoey Baker is the 2006 Nimbin World Performance Poetry Cup champion. She was also on the victorious team at the 2004 Melbourne Writers Festival slam. She has featured at many venues and festivals including the 2007 Melbourne International Arts festival, The Melbourne Fringe, The Big Day Out, Broken Hill poetry Festival and Mildura Writers festival. She has had work commissioned by The Melbourne Aquarium, The National Art Gallery Of Victoria and The Next Wave Festival. She has been published in Australia, The U.K, Germany and the USA and has appeared on ABC TV and radio. Her first book, She wore the sky on her shoulders is out now through Hit And Miss Publications.

Creds:Heptune by the Gentleman's Record Club on 'Fannyism'-yo. Music on 'SMS' by Matty Dufty and Lunch Heathforth, extra lyric and wonder spazzy back up vocals by Tuffy The Great White Spruiker. 'Wet' produced by Steve Grimwade and music by Mathew Dufty

I like this:Jazz Funk vs Gary Numan

Influences:

  • David Prater
    • Such a bulk ace human being.
  • Clint Bo Dean
    • No No No NO. Don't funk with my space.
  • Alicia Sometimes
    • I'm a massive fan of this wonder creature that is the alicia.
  • Sean M Whelan
    • Greatest Man-poet alive.
  • Tom Robbins
    • I could just curl up in one of his sentences and fall into a deep deep dream.
  • Chuck Palahniuk
    • Bland language crawls to him for forgiveness.

    I have had a crush on this man since I was 5.

    NOTHING! Nothing, tra la la?

    Sounds Like:
    Type of Label: None

    My Blog

    vote on your favorite Haiku and win $500!

    I'm on the train!The Moving galleries project has been launched!On Melbourne trains instead of advertising, the walls display art and poetry...
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

    twin peaks, the poem

    on my REAL blogAtomic Lady Bombmwa hahaha
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

    New Zealand Tour

    To see all the fun and photos of the New Zealand tour go HERE
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

    help me by writing a review!

    my track, Fannyism, with The Gentlemans Record Club is up on the Triple J website for Unearthed. Please help me by writing a review! The more reviews the more airplay chances. Lets put poetry in the...
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

    Confusion Says:

    The confusion project. a new zine for December. Confusion Says:There is a tissue in the phone and its honking Britney Spears. Confusion Says:I won a doona and it tasted like Frank Bennet. Confusion S...
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

    I won the Nimbin Performance Poetry Cup 2006!

    I won the Nimbin Poetry Cup!!Over the Weekend of the fifth and sixth of August, Nimbin lays down it's green carpet for poets far and wide. After intensive heats and semi finals followed by more finals...
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:19:00 PST

    Big Brother

    This is a letter that I got published in The Age about Big Bloody Brother. I am always on the outrage. Big Brother sheds light on blokes behaving badlyCALLS to ban Big Brother after an incident of sex...
    Posted by emilie zoey baker on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:12:00 PST