Ricky Gervais; John Howard (so I can slip a secretly a discrete cyanide pill into his weak white tea); George W Bush (see previous); Bill Gates (for ransom purposes); Clive Owen (to wave in Barney's face); Rosario Dawson (so hot); Johnny Depp (still so hot); Julia Goolia Gillard (the next PM?); Seth Macfarlane; Wiliam Shatner (and his enormous gut); Patrick Stewart (now I sound like a trecker); Leonard Nimoy (now I really sound like a treckie!); Wes Craven; Ross Noble (to talk of monkeys and midgets - did you know lifts smell different to them?); the person that is going to make me famous (where are you, I'm ready!)