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Charles Monroe

old fart - heading for a heart attack

About Me

I am Charles Monroe and I took my name from the left over bits Marilyn Manson didn't use.
If you're a friend here, it's because I know and rate you highly as an individual, or because I admire your work, in some cases both. I'm not altogether sure why the rest of you are here, but you might as well make yourselves at home now you've arrived.
It took me the best part of 40 years to work out the supernatural was all a load of rubbish. I'd already figured out there wasn't a god, and that took me long enough. The trouble is we're all force fed from birth the idea that "there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy"; an after life, heaven, hell, ghosts, spirits, clairvoyance, psychic ability even. You have to think your way through all that nonsense to get to the truth, and they don't make it easy. None of the supernatural is real. Life makes a lot more sense when you finally figure that one out.
I get pretty annoyed when the media ask some member of the church their opinion on a subject that isn't directly to do with church matters. Why ask them about it? Why not ask someone who still believes in the tooth fairy or Father Christmas, they're opinion is just as relevant.
Time to stop giving all this religious & supernatural nonsense the oxygen of publicity. It really ought to play no part in our government or schools, and as for paying for faith schools from our taxes...time that little scam was put to an end right now!
"Today, in the west, there are no good excuses for religious belief – unless we think that ignorance, reaction and sentimentality are good excuses" (Martin Amis, from his new book The Second Plane, which I haven't read)
Haven't been keeping up to date with this for ages now. Too busy getting on with real life. I'll probably have to give it a miss for a bit longer, hoping things will settle down eventually.
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The Six Mistakes Of Man by Cicero (106BC–43BC)
1. The delusion that personal gain is made by crushing others.
2. The tendency to worry about things that cannot be changed or corrected.
3. Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it.
4. Refusing to set aside trivial preferences.
5. Neglecting development and refinement of the mind, and not acquiring the habit of reading and studying.
6. Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.
The Six Mistakes Of Charles Monroe by Charles Monroe (1964AD-?)
1. The delusion that personal gain is possible working in radio.
2. The tendency to worry about things that cannot be changed or corrected, like continuity announcements over TV credits and bad drivers.
3. Insisting that a thing is impossible and then have my partner do it quite easily.
4. Refusing to set aside that last piece of cake even though I'm full.
5. Neglecting development and refinement of the mind, and not acquiring the habit of reading and...hang on, The Simpsons is on in a minute!
6. Attempting to compel others not to believe in the supernatural. Seriously though, it's all a load of old tosh, where's the evidence for any of it...see what I mean, I can't help myself.

My Interests

Can't help myself getting annoyed at pretty much everything. However, when I calm down, I enjoy...
Music, going to gigs, buying too many CDs.
Reading books, you remember, it used to be big in the olden days.
Art, museums, interesting places.
Watching good TV/films, especially old black and white films, cuddled up on the sofa with my partner, preferably with a nice cup of tea. However, I also stay up late watching bad TV/films by myself, and I wish I didn't do so much of that. I hate reality TV and never watch it. Anything with the word "celebrity" in the title isn't worth bothering with, the word has lost all meaning. I'm going to watch less TV and read more books from now on. Well, that's the intention.
Food...mmm, food! Food good!
Science, all sorts, I can't get enough. I recommend New Scientist Magazine if you're into science as well.
I spend far too much time on myspace. There are worse things you can do with your time. I also do quite a lot of those too.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her.

Music:

Clearlake are my favourite band. Their songs really hit a chord with me. "Winterlight" and "Jumblesailing" being the two best songs ever written. Hold the front page though, have you heard "Intervention" by Arcade Fire? How fantastic a track is that? I almost cry every time I hear it. My new favourite song. It's on "Neon Bible".
The best piece of music ever written would have to be "Gnossienne No.#1" by Erik Satie.
I love the Bristol music scene. So many excellent, world class bands, most of which the world hasn't heard of, yet. Forget trip hop and all that stuff, it's guitars baby! From a really strong acoustic scene to screaming metal bands and everything in between, Bristol has it all, and it's mostly of an incredibly high standard. Start by checking out Misophone, Babel, Venus Bogardus, Countryside, The Cedar, Turbowolf, Ulysses and Fortune Drive, then work your way round to the others. You wont be disappointed.

Movies:

I love films, all kinds, but if I had to pick, I'd choose anything by Jim Jarmusch, the Coen Brothers and pretty much any film noir.
I never want to sit through "AI" again, that's 3 hours of my life I'll never get back. I didn't make the same mistake with "Water World" though. Now let's get this straight, it's a world of water and you find a man who can breath under the water. Do you
A. count your self lucky to have such a useful man amongst your number or
B. try and kill him?
Guess which one they chose?
Then, a young girl falls into the water and her mother shouts "She can't swim!" WHAT? It's a whole world of water and your daughter "can't swim"? You've got to be shitting me!?! F**k knows what the rest of the film was like, that's the point at which I stopped watching.

Television:

Because of moving house and starting a new job, I don't have as much time for TV as I used to. However, when I was watching lots of telly, I liked...
The new version of Battlestar Galactica, it's excellent, I can't praise it enough. Stargate's SG1 & Atlantis. Life On Mars. CSI. Arrested Development made me laugh a lot. As did The Mighty Boosh, That Mitchell & Webb Look and Harry Hill's TV Burp.
I've been watching King Of The Hill again on cable, such a great show. Bobby rules!
Bilko is still the best sit-com with The Simpsons & Porridge after that.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is excellent.
The best news I reckon is provided by Channel 4, with Jon Snow & Krishnan Guru-Murthy being about the most trust worthy people in the country. Only Newsnight comes close to it.
Without a doubt, Daniel Corbett is the best weather man ever. It's a joy to watch him give a forecast. Informative and expressive, he manages to tell us the science behind the weather without sounding geeky and at the same time explain what it means on a personal level. His use of language is spot on too. Dan is the man! Mind you, I don't mind if it's the slightly goth weather girl Elizabeth Saary instead of Dan. But for slightly different reasons.
Recenly bought "Apollo 13" and "From The Earth To The Moon" on DVD. Brilliant!
"Working Lunch" is a fine example of really good TV. It's a show about money and finance and could be really dry and dull. Instead, it's highly watchable, entertaining and informative. It's presenters and presentation style is right on the money (sorry). I just wish I had some to invest in something.
Anything with Ray Mears or Kathy Sykes, but for slightly different reasons. And Dr Iain Stewart's "Journeys..." series have all been excellent.
However, you really out to check out "Earth Story" with Aubrey Manning. Simply brilliant. It explains everything you could want to know about how the earth formed, how they know how old it is, tectonic plates, the works. Another underated TV masterpiece. I got this on DVD for my birthday and am looking forward to watching the entire series all in one day.
Someone should make that creationist twat John MacKay watch it. He thinks every word in the bible is true and that the world is less than 6,000 years old. This man is a dangerous lune who is giving talks in schools saying evolution is rubbish. I saw him on BBC News 24's "Hard Talk" programme. Interviewer Gavin Estler didn't give him much of a hard time and even shook his hand at the end of the interview. Come on, there are literally mountains of evidence for the age of the earth being in the region of 4 billion years old and as much again for evolution, yet none of it was presented on this programme to counter what MacKay was saying. Hard Talk, I don't think so Mr Estler. Yes Mackay may be eloquent and charming but aparently so was Hitler.

Books:

I'm making an effort to read more of the classics. In the last couple of years I've read Melville's "Moby Dick" and Homers "Odyssey". I started reading "Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson" but I've put it down somewhere and can't find it. I'd really recommend "The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference"by Malcolm Gladwell, such a good book.
Still can't find my copy of "The Life Of Samuel Johnson" so I'm now reading Dickens "The Pickwick Papers". First Dickens book I've tried reading. Liking what I've read so far. I've got Simon Callow's voice in my head reading it to me.
In 2006 I read Darwin's "The Origin Of Species". I'm so glad I've read it, I learnt things about natural selection and evolution I wasn't aware of before. We all think we know and understand the fact of evolution but there's more to it than you might think. Obviously, we understand more about how it all works now than even Darwin did when he wrote it, so I'm tempted to get a book that updates it all with the latest scientific understanding of the subject. I'd recommend "The Origin Of Species" to anyone, although creationists and believers in the supernatural might find some of the long words and rational concepts a bit difficult. For the rest of us, it's more accessible than you might imagine. And by the way, it's not a theory, IT'S A FACT!
For something a little lighter I also read "Scarecrow" by Matthew Reilly. Like the other books of his I've read you can't say it's well written but it's a fantastic action book and the very definition of a page turner. Good boys own stuff and great fun.
However, for an even bigger body count, I'd recommend "The Kraken Wakes" the 1953 story by John Wyndham. I couldn't put this one down and loved it. I'm not normally a quick reader but I whiped through this one. The "kraken" of the title are a bit triffid like in many ways and there are other similarities to that book but sufficiently different and defo worth a read. A ripping yarn indeed.

Heroes:

There are a lot of heroes at the National Secular Society. You might consider joining them and becoming a hero yourself. You can find out all you need to about them at www.secularism.org.uk and there's a link to their myspace site in my top friends.
A hero for all time is my partner. She is attractive, intelligent and funny, and she puts up with me and all my rubbish, and I'm very much in love with her, even after all this time together.

My Blog

Petition Against Faith Schools

How brilliant is this? Very!  It was on the National Secular Society news letter. A chance to let the government know what we think about faith schools. Well done the NSS, such a valuable or...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:14:00 PST

Fighting Religious Privilege

Hi there free thinkers and rationalists,The National Secular Society now has a myspace site.If you don't know what they do, they are the major campaign group in the UK for fighting religious privilege...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

All The Old Rants

Had a revamp on my profile and decided to get rid of most of what I had there which included a lot of ranting about stuff that was annoying me. Couldn't bring myself to get rid of it completely, so I ...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Willard Grant Conspiracy Gig Review

Now as you know I'm not a religious person, but I do have something approaching a spiritual side. What ever this part of me actually is, it's fulfilled by things like going to a gig like the one I wen...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

My First Bristol Rugby Match

I went to see my first Bristol Rugby match last night. It was really exciting and I found myself shouting a lot and even jumping up out of my seat when it looked liked Bristol might score another try....
Posted by Charles Monroe on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST

A Radio First

So UKRD, the geniuses (and I use that term in it's incorrect sense) behind Star FM in Bristol, have made such a hash of their Star radio station in Stroud, that they have voluntarily handed back to OF...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

AAAHHH !!!

I'm bloody annoyed! About most stuff. What's buggin' you? Tell me about it here. Charles Monroe....
Posted by Charles Monroe on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST

Religion And Other Nonsense

It's surprising just how much religious and supernatural stuff pervades our society. It's every bloody where. It took me 40 years of looking into the subject (because it is the same subject) to realis...
Posted by Charles Monroe on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST