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Space Monkey

space madness, monkey style

About Me

Hi, I'm Space Monkey, but I'm an ape really. And I like space. And bananas.
I've given up the day job as a car mascot to be a full time space monkey. I recently returned from an exciting space mission to find the legendary Golden Banana. You can relive my latest fantastic space adventure on the slide show below (put your curser over the photos to get the caption) or have a look in my 'pics'.
One day monkeys and robots will fight it out to control the humans. Till that day, we should all be friends.
I'm now on regular space missions and not always able to access myspace as often as I'd like. So be patient if you don't hear back from me for some time.
I'm only about 7 really and not sure when my birthday actually is, so I picked the date of the first ever manned moon landing to be my official birthday.
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
(above) Space Monkey (me) on the moon!
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My Interests

Mostly space, bananas, science, bananas and adventures involving space and science. And bananas.

I'd like to meet:

*Monkeys, Apes and fellow Astronauts.
*Brainy scientists and less brainy people who just like science.
*Fans of sci-fi and lovers of all things spacey.
*Nice robots, friendly aliens and happy monsters.
*Green grocers.
*And the greatest rock 'n' roll band on the planet, The Monkees!
*Sorry, but if your profile doesn't lead me to believe you like any of the above, or it's set to private, then you won't be added as a friend. That may be a bit harsh, but space is a harsh environment.

Here are some of my favourite space & monkey quotes...
"That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong.
"Make it so." Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
"You have a go." General George Hammond (of Texas).
"So say we all!" Admiral Adama.
"I think, for the moon, it's good to have your own space, in space. I got my own space, in space." The Moon.
"Space is big, really big." Douglas Adams.
"No." Aldo, the first talking ape (from the future).
"Aaaggghhh!!!" King Kong.
"Woof!" Laika.
"Aren't bananas brilliant!" Space Monkey (me).

Music:

The Spacemonkeyz, Gorillaz, Arctic Monkeys.
And Bananarama.
And Space.
And The Monkees.

Movies:

'Planet Of The Apes'.
Woody Allen's 'Bananas'.
'Herbie Goes Bananas'.
And 'Head' (it's got The Monkees in it).

Television:

The Sky At Night.
The Banana Splits.
And The Monkees.

Books:

The Fyffes catalogue.
Monkeemania, The Story Of The Monkees by Glenn Baker.

Heroes:

King Kong.
Mighty Joe Young.
Mojo Jojo.
Dr. Zeus.
Clyde.
Capt Chuck Simian.
Cheeta from the Tarzan films.
Judy from Daktari.
And The Monkees.
And of course, all the chimponauts and other non-human primates who were sent into space, many of whom gave their lives for the advancement of space science, but probably didn't realise it. I salute all of you...
Albert 1
Albert 2
Albert 3
Albert 4
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Yorick
Patricia
Mike
Gordo
Able
Baker
Sam
Miss Sam
Ham
Goliath
Scatback
Martine
Pierette
Enos
Bonnie
Abrek
Bion
Verniy
Gordiy
Drema
Yerosha
Zhankonya
Zabiyaka
Ivasha
Krosha
Lalik
Multik
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My Blog

Isn't Sci-Fi Brilliant !

Isn't sci-fi brilliant! Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, Star Trek, Star Wars (the first 3 anyway), Alien, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), The Outer Limits (the old one), The Day The Earth Stood S...
Posted by Space Monkey on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST

Isn't Science Brilliant !

Isn't science brilliant! I like physics, natural history, geology, chemistry, it's all good. Working out how the world was made, how life developed and evolved, how the universe works. You've got to h...
Posted by Space Monkey on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:15:00 PST

Isn't Space Brilliant !

Isn't space brilliant! I love it. The stars, the planets, the cosmos, rockets, astronauts, it's all good. I miss it, I haven't been up there for ages. Can't wait to go back. Yep, space is brilliant. W...
Posted by Space Monkey on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:04:00 PST

Aren't Bananas Brilliant !

I really like bananas. But I only like them just after they've stopped being green and when they are all yellow. I don't like them when they start to go brown. Bananas are good with ice-cream, with cu...
Posted by Space Monkey on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST