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Alwight Kittens... my name is Michael Mud Caine... but everyone just calls me Mud... or Muddy tiger... I'm three and a half years old (thats about 35 in tiger years) and I live with my Daddy (Pete),my Mummy (Sharon), by brother (Ono the Rhino), Onos not my real brother- hes kind of adopted- he's very stupid and, though I pick on him - I do have to look after him cos he'd probably die without me (infact he has died a few times- but daddy has always shook him and he's come back to life again- and he acts like nothing has happened!)we also live with an evil monkey named Taddy Monkey... he claims to be my real father and makes me do all kinds of bad stuff......bad, bad stuff! Taddy monkey was trying to take over the world earlier this year- he had made minions in his likeness and they had spewed forth and multiplied- and were hiding in boxes of teabags in all the supermarkets- he's given up taking over the world now and likes to talk about litriture instead. I'm really into extra tasty chicken in a big way! I sneak into morrisons and steal some cos im banned from there! I sometimes get chased by the security guards.I am about nine inches tall..and dashingly handsome!!! ;)
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I'm an inquisitive little thing, I always watch telly and look at the internet thingy, I am easily impressed upon and want to meet nearly everyone I see. I like ben fogle on the animal park program- it started out that I ;d watch it for the tapiers cos I thought I was one when I was younger- but now I know im a tiger... we just watch it for the lady rhinos for Ono- he loves to perv at them!!someone I have met is furby- who adopted a tiger and named it after me- so Ive adopted this llama and named it after him!!!

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My Blog

that frigging rhino

awight kittens well- that bloody rhino is totally pishing me off at the moment- basicly I've made a few new good friends on myspace and its really good- but then Ono has to come along and moan at me s...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 14:20:00 GMT

bob the unazukin (Ono has pulled!!!)

awight kittens! A few weeks ago daddy got this thing called an Unazukin- its this little smiley russian doll that nods n stuff. Anyway, apparently the unazukin says her name is bob.. normally she has ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:24:00 GMT

a party

I've found a monkey whos birthday is the same time as mine. we're gonna have a party next birthday anyone want to get off their tits with us? theres gonna be some xtra tasty chicken at the party!! jus...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 15:50:00 GMT

the movie of my life

awight kittens it would appear that they are planning to make a movioe of my life- I overheard mummy haddy and daddy pete discussing it last night... apparently it looks like its going to be between G...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 13:14:00 GMT

STOP SPAMING ME!!

Awight kittens, Muddy tiger here and Im pissed off! alright, its true I like to be the most popluar tiger on the interweb in all the world...but can you all just STOP SPAMING MY PROFILE! every day I ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:44:00 GMT

colouring in

Easy Myspace help awight kittens! I may have mentioned recently that Ono has started nagging all the time that he wants a colouring book and that he likes colouring in and stuff- anyway- Daddy...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:02:00 GMT

life of mud

awight kittens well this week we've got a new arrival in our house- death the giraffe has arrived- I always thought that giraffes had long necks- and while he has got a neck longer than mine- i...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:20:00 GMT

stripes

awight kittens Ive been counting my stripes today and I must be about sixty years old now- I dont know if you know or not- but you can tell the age of a tiger by the amount of stripes he or she...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:33:00 GMT

Ono the stupid and the monkey evil ones

awight kittens Its been an axoius time recenly with a couple of problems looming in the world of Muddy Tiger... The smallest problem I currently face - which I have mentioned brefiely on here is Ono t...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:18:00 GMT

the monkeys and my group and other stuff

Awight kittens Firstly I think id better tell you all about the monkeys... Ive mentioned Taddy Monkey on here before.. God knows where that Monkey came from- but he is pure evil... he doesnt speak out...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:43:00 GMT