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About Me

Think. That's all I ask before you do anything in this world: think about it. The one thing I can't stand is stupidity. I'll be the first to fess up when I've done something dumb. I admit no one's immune to being stupid at times, myself included, just try not to make a lifestyle choice of it and we'll get along okay.
When I finally cut an album, I think this will be the cover.

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My Interests

Comedy, Stand-up, humour, renaissance festivals, pirates, pirate festivals, pirate faires, www.thepiratefestival.com, writing, reading, board games, card games, role playing games, designing games, teaching

I'd like to meet:

Comedy fans, performers, bookers and producers. Hey, I'm not picky.One thing though, if you're a band, don't ask to friend me unless you're actually interested in me. I'm here to promote myself, not your band.

Television:

WKRP In Cincinnatti, Cheers, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Heroes, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, House, Corner Gas, My Name is Earl, CSI, Criminal Minds, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Blackadder, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report

My Blog

Comedy Challenge

Thanks for reading, folks.After 73 days of consecutive joke writing, my Personal Comedy Challenge 2 has come to an end. Nothing is funny right now.Except the total co-incidence that my first Personal ...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:39:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 73

Fort Hays State University debate coach, William Shanahan, was fired after getting into a heated argument at a debate and mooning the other team's coach. Fort Hays representatives said "That is one re...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:33:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 72

Tell me guys, when youre riding your bike, does anybody elses junk go numb? Ive tried different seat heights, different angles and I STILL get deader than Hugh Hefner without his Viagra IV dr...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:32:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 71

Sometimes, just sometimes, it's okay to punch a baby. Now before you a judge me as some horrible monster, here me out and i think you'll find me logic unescapable. I think we can all agree that there ...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:17:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 70

There's an ad on the radio that says "It's back to school time again, so stock up on plenty of Canadian cheese."Really? That's your slogan?"Hey dad, I need school supplies." "No problem, Jimmy. We'll ...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:36:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 69

Ah, the Olympics. celebration of world peace and friendly competition. The perfect time to invade another country. Do you think during the opening ceremonies the Russian athletes were giving sly looks...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:25:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 68

Several years ago, "Popeye Cigarettes" changed their name to Popeye Candy Sticks so as to avoid promoting smoking to children. I think that was a good move. In the current age of molly-coddling our ch...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:13:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 67

According to the New York Post, the new trend in spa treatments is waxing for children. Mothers are taking their daughters, some as young as six years old to get their legs, eyebrows and pits waxed.An...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:50:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 66

A recent study shows that the largest portion of car accidents involve teenage drivers because, and here's the stunning part - teens lack judgement.Well stop the presses! Teens lack judgement. I sure ...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 06:34:00 PST

Comedy Challenge Day 65

Some guys need help. There are guys out there who are creepy, right ladies? They come on a little too strong, they stand too close to talk to you. So I'm going to help the creepy guys who maybe don't ...
Posted by Steve Tassie on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:12:00 PST