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The Plunder Monkeys

The pirate shenanigans of two actors courting unemployment

About Me

Patch and Jolly Rog' are the founding members of a pirate comedy troupe that can best be described as Comedia de l'Arrrte. Bawdy, brash and utterly uncouth, The Pirate Show will bring that certain sauciness to your function, event or renaissance festival. Our motto is if your children understood us, it's not our fault.
The Plunder Monkeys: Putting the Naughty in Nautical!

My Interests

Pilaging, drinking, plundering, drinking, stealing, drinking, wenching, drinking, carousing, drinking, swordfighting, drinking, killing, drinking, singing bawdy songs, sodomy

Heroes:

Jack Rackham, Alphonse LaPinge, Blackbeard, Redbeard, Yellowbeard, Bluebeard, Plaidbeard, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Captain Morgan, Black Bart,

My Blog

Toronto Pirate fest is done for the season

And they declared the Plunder Monkeys the best new stage act of the year! Woohoo!I blame the Spelunkemapotamus.
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:05:00 PST

The Second Annual Toronto Pirate Festival

The Plunder Monkeys arre proud to announce that we have one weekend of the Pirate Festival under our belts! Much fun was had by all. Well, at least much of the people were had. We are looking forward ...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

Want to see the Plunder Monkeys for free?

Come see the Plunder Monkeys test drive new material for their new show, "El Pollo del Diablo"!Tuesday July 10th 7:30pm at Rapier Wit Studios, 575 Wellington Street West, TorontoFree show plus prizes....
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

theplundermonkeys.com

Hey friends list!The Plunder Monkeys website, www.theplundermonkeys.com , is up and running. Not only do we have a brand spanking new website, but we also have a brand new Plunder Monkeys Message foru...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:39:00 PST

New name and a new website

Check out the Plunder Monkeys' new website at www.theplundermonkeys.comNot a whole lot of content yet, but some spanky graphics.
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

Full Sails and bring me that horizon!

The as yet to be renamed Pirate Show has just been hired by the Pirate Festival in Toronto. So look for us to be a voice of mildy inappropriate lunacy at Historic Fort York this August.Tell all your f...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:00:00 PST

The Pirate Festival

The Pirate Festival's second season is gearing up. There is talk that there will be multiple Nights of Jolly Rogering, so look to see the Pirate Show doing more hosting (not a lock yet, but a probable...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

A rousing success

The Night of Jolly Rogering, hosted by yours truly was a great deal of fun. A good time was had by all, and we once again managed not to get fired. I guess that means we're just not trying hard enough...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

Pirates on the airwaves

Speaker's corner aired our Talk Like a Pirate Day segment... two weeks after the fact.Not that we be complaining, for they gave us our own section at the top of the show. So keep a weather eye out for...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

Victory to the Pirate Show

Our (second) first episode of the Pirate Show on Speaker's Corner was a hit. We won the prize for favourite segment (that's two for two, except the first one didn't really happen). Every time we win w...
Posted by The Plunder Monkeys on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST