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About Me

Ten years ago a man by the name of Bob Tinfoil found himself traversing the country as a door to door salesman of marital aids. On his travels not only did he become friends w/ a disenfranchised church leader (Fr. Pat O'Phile), an over the road truck driver (MacDaddy Fingers) and A speed-peddling drummer (Biggie Johnson), he was abducted by an alien from the planet Heranus (Goldie Showers) out on the plains of Nebraska. The four men and one alien banded together over their love for football, methamphetamine and punk rock and all things sexually debaucherous. They quit their jobs and started a punk rock&roll band like no other. Recruiting two honeys (Etta Vendetta and Lethalia Labia) from a roadside skinshow, Bob Tinfoil changed his name to King Punk Rock Salami and THE PORNHUSKERS were born. They've plied their punk rock wares extensivley throughout the midwest garnering massive praise and countless fans.Finally after many years of road service and some downtime in rehab, ANODYNE RECORDS has brought the wonder of THE PORNHUSKERS to your music player. ENJOY the DECADENCE!
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Member Since: 2/2/2005
Band Website: pornhuskers.com
Band Members: KING PUNK ROCK SALAMI-lead vocals
FATHER PAT O'PHILE-lead guitar
MAC DADDY FINGERS -lead guitar
GOLDIE SHOWERS FROM THE PLANET HERANUS-lead bass
BIGGIE JOHNSON-lead drums
LETHAL LILLY-shakes
LOLLY POP - moves

Influences: Weed, coke, booze, crank, shrooms, valium, GHB, Gang Green, Fear, Mentors, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Nig-heist, Butthole Surfers.
Sounds Like: The best band on earth!
Record Label: Anodyne Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

FIRST NEW SONG IN 6 YEARS

ALL RIGHT YOU FUCKERS!!!! PORNHUSKERS have written our first song in what seems like ages. But when you're a bunch of pervy old men to begin with minutes seem like ages. So Mac Daddy Fingers sta...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST

.Drummerless again

So Lix Organ disappeared overnight. Just like the druids. Rumour has it, he was last seen headed west w/ a syringe in his arm, a dildo in his mouth and a trunk full of money he ripped off from h...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Official Pornhusker Website Launched

Well, goddamn and holy shit wrapped in one. After ten years plus of debaucherous sex, drugs and rock and roll, we've come into the computer age kicking and screaming. This here cockblog is one thing b...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sucksess!

Holeeeeeeeeeee shit! Lix Organ wrapped his head, tongue and fists around the record and pulled off a near perfect show the other night. Brilliant. Lolly Pop and Lethal Lilly were on fire. Can anyone s...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lix Organ ordained Minister of Oral Percussiveness

Well, it seems we've found Biggie Johnson's replacement for the summer. We have to apologize to several drummers, Dean Whatcheeta, Mr. Drummond and Tata Laroototoot. Sorry gentle men and woman, but L...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Incarcerated Drummer

Well, it looks like the law has caught up w/ him again. Biggie Johnson, our drummer extra-ordinaire is heading back to the pokey for a 9 month lock down. It sucks because they got nothing on him this ...
Posted by The Pornhuskers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST