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Death's Door

small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

About Me

I was a bar/club bouncer for 20 yrs and I also ran a liquor store and a rock music store back in the day. I’ve had a vast array of experiences from the pleasure of eating breakfast with Muddy Waters to being rousted by Henny Youngman’s bodyguards.

I’ve been stabbed & shot at, and for shit & grins I’m an ordained minister cause my friends asked me to be. For the last 17 year’s I’ve been gainfully employed by the MAN. My friends tell me that I’m a very blunt and honest person. If I had to describe my biggest weakness, it would be that I tend to be too honest for my own good??
My closest friend is a bonified hot chick 17 years my junior, and I love her to bits. I love rock, Jim Beam, breasts, cats, metal, blues, my website, Death’s Door, the view from the Spanish announcer’s table bars, my computer, my mother and sister, loud music, crunchy guitars, and a drummer with a groove.
I miss big hair, spandex, strippers, crackin off a needle early in the morning and driving downhill with no brakes. I smoke too much, drink too much, fall in love too much. Never been married. I’m smarter then I look and my cat’s been gone for 8 years and I still miss his stupid ass. And I thank God every day that I’m not dead yet.
For more, go to my blog Death’s Door, the view from the Spanish announcer’s table
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My Interests

Women. Tattoos as long as they don’t look like shit. Motorcycles. The Internet, Jim Beam, bars, live music, loud crunchy rock, live heavy metal. Discovery Channel. Porn, action movies, musicals, blues, the dark, people, who even if they don’t understand me, put up with me. Buffy, oh, and those little Catholic school girl outfits.
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I'd like to meet:

Women, cool people with interests similar to mine, whatever the fuck those are.

Music:

Blues, rock, Metal, almost everything out there. But after a fucked up day ain't too many things better then sitting in a bar suckin down a Beam & coke listening to a good metal band or a good crunchy rock band.

Movies:

Kung-fu movies, The Princess Bride, Big Trouble, The Secretary, The Big Red One, Gristle, Welcome to Collinwood, The Bear, porn, science fiction, Western’s, damn most anything considered “escapist”. Or anything I can giggle or lose myself in... total escapism.

Television:

Deadwood, the Learning channel, Discovery Channel, Sci Fi channel.

Books:

Everything by Robert Howard, Louis Lamour, Robert Adams, the Gor series, fantasy fiction, any old school Science fiction.

Heroes:

My father, who was a cop all his life and the toughest man I ever knew, and my grandfather who ministered to the stinkin sinners all his life.I should also add Robert E. Howard and Conan the Barbarian and anyone of his ilk, including Louis Lamour and the Sackette Brothers.

My Blog

penance

  I was over visiting my mother before work this morning and she told me a great story that needs to be shared. My mother lives just inside the entrance to Swope Park and just a block from the ...
Posted by Death's Door on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

there such a thing as too young?

I had the oddest experience at a local deli last night. I'm at the counter placing my order with the young chick standing behind it and standing over to the side is another young chick serving the s...
Posted by Death's Door on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:42:00 PST

from my blog

nigger this and nigger that Growing up I was a huge fan of Richard Pryor and every time he put out an album or a new movie, I was the first in line to buy it or go see it. So when Richard came...
Posted by Death's Door on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:07:00 PST

giant robots for lunch

I'm sitting at work and around lunchtime I came to the very important conclusion that I really didn't want to be there or here. So I left and went to see a movie which happened to be the new ...
Posted by Death's Door on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:50:00 PST

world peace is reachable

  After much deep thought I have formulated a plan to save mankind. So I humbly submit this as a simple solution for world peace. You can all thank me later. I get this feeling that's almost re...
Posted by Death's Door on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

do the wildthang

look!! an actual duck gangbang! oh the humanity!! My pal Michelle told me something the other day that I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around. Whilst she was hanging out in Loose Park the oth...
Posted by Death's Door on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:30:00 PST

my bad

Saturday afternoon I was out doing laundry and I took myself a break and went outside to have a smoke. Much to my surprise, just as I lit up Michelle showed up to hang out with me for a while. As I'm ...
Posted by Death's Door on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST

lockdown is the new hotness

I'm as saddened as everybody else over the mass shooting which took place on the campus of Virginia Tech on Monday. My thought's go out to the family and friends of the wounded and dead. With that sai...
Posted by Death's Door on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

bullshit

After watching the Rev. Al Sharpton verbally beat up on Don Imus for referring to members of the Rutgers women's basketball team as "nappy-headed ho's" I flipped over to the fuckin MTV. There I got t...
Posted by Death's Door on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

fucknuts

Today is the season opener for the Kansas City Royals. The weather is going to be sunny and warm and a lot of folks take the day off so as to attend the game.     In conjunction with the se...
Posted by Death's Door on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST