JOGGY JAMS

WEAVE IN THEY HEAD. WEED IN THEY PURSE...

1. Where is your cell phone? BUTT2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? NEAR3. Your hair? DIRTY4. Your mother? DARLINE5. Your father? NOPE6. Your favorite thing? FREEDOM7. Your favorite food? ARTICHOKE8. Your ...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

EVEN ON YOUR BEST DAY - I'LL BE JUDGING YOU...

THIS IS JUST A LITTLE SHOUT OUT TO ALL OF THE SUPER COOL AND INTERESTING PEOPLE AROUND ME. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU KIND OF RULE. A LOT. I LOVE HEARING ALL OF THE SUPER SW...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

I'VE GOT A PROBLEM SOLVER & IT'S NAME IS REVOLVER.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?WHERE'S THE ADVIL 2. When is the next time you will make out?HOPEFULLY I'LL MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT TONIGHT - BI...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

YOU KNOW I GOT IT - IF YOU WANNA COME GET IT

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?LAYING ON MY BED STARING OUT THE WINDOW. 2. Who are you in love with?I'M IN LOVE WITH MYSELF.3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?NO - YOU FREAK.4. Is there anything pink with...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

THROW SOME Ds ON IT...

1) What side of the heart do you draw first?THE RIGHT SIDE...DOES ANYONE DRAW THE LEFT SIDE FIRST??2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?I LOVE WATER - BUT I CAN'T DIVE...DAWN AND THE ASIAN TRIED...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

THEM CHICKENS IS ASH AND I'M LOTION.

1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?NOONE. I'D HAVE A 24 HOUR PANIC ATTACK.2. Who do you blame for your mood today?MYSELF AND MAYBE ALL OF THAT GRANDMOTHER I DRANK LAST NIGHT.3. Have you ...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

COME TO MY PLACE AND JUST KICK IT LIKE TAE BO

01. Initials:SMW - YES THE M IS FOR MUTHERFUCKIN'02. Name someone with the same birthday as you:LUMPY & KYLE.03. Last thing you ate:A PIECE OF CHEESE TOAST.04. For or against same sex marriage: ...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:36:00 PST

REMEMBERING THE CRAZY CHRISTMAS CHICKEN SLAUGHTER...

ON ONE SIDE OF ME LIVES A FAMILY THAT WE AFFECTIONATELY REFER TO AS "THE HERD". WE CALL THEM THE HERD BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE A HERD OF CATTLE IN MORE THAN ONE WAY. THE GRANDMA ACTUALLY LIVES IN THE H...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

HAVE YOU SEEN MY DONKEY?

1. Do you like chinese food?I HATE THE SLIPPERY STUFF - BUT I LIKE THE RICE.2. How big is your bed?FULL SIZE3. Is your room clean?RARELY AND THE CLEAN CLOTHES TEND TO MINGLE WITH THE DIRTIES - SO I A...
Posted by JOGGY JAMS on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST