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chris kozy

i suppose you think you've raised hell

About Me

i'm a totally fast walker. i hate driving north on western. i love riding in the last car, facing the tracks, on the brown line. i have a WAY out of control habit of stealing umbrellas from people and i really, REALLY, hate tripping on cracks in the sidewalk. it pisses....me....off.

My Interests

japanese woodblock prints.

I'd like to meet:

joel mchale and someone who can clone jackson for me.

Music:

RATT--don't judge me.

Movies:

which one do you wanna know about?

Television:

oh-my-god-rome, deadwood, seinfeld, the soup, newsradio, the colbert report, aqua teen hungerforce, bbc/bbc america, arrested development, the daily show, family guy.

Books:

Just about anything by Harry Crews and Vladimir Nabokov. Edward Gorey. Chuck Klosterman. Arthur Rimbaud. John Steinbeck. Pablo Neruda. Charles Baudelaire. All J.D. Salinger *The Catcher in the Rye*. All John Irving *Prayer for Owen Meaney*. Please Kill Me. The Master and Margarita. One Hundred Years of Solitude (pretty much anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez). High on Rebellion. The Other Hollywood. Last Exit to Brooklyn. The Chronicles of Narnia--NO!! that does not make me a god-lover.This list is endless....

Heroes:

possibly.

My Blog

happy

by the 'wrens' is, simply put, a great song. do yourself a favor and listen to it. better yet--if you don't own 'meadowlands', go buy it and listen to the whole album.over and out.
Posted by chris kozy on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST

It's true, I stuck BRIGHT green balloon-slippers on my dog....

...supposedly these "slippers" help prevent electrical shock. I have only heard of this happening here in chicago--dogs run the risk of getting electrocuted when they walk on wet concrete, something ...
Posted by chris kozy on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:31:00 PST

I'm the darling of the Dept. of Streets and Sanitation Bureau of Traffic Services

in laymen terms, that means the city car impound lot. specifically, in this case, the lot located at 400 e. lower wacker dr.so, as some of you know, last week i locked myself out of scotts house while...
Posted by chris kozy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

that's right--my top 4 of ALL time *and a runner-up*

so my 4 favorite songs, for as far back as i can remember, are (in no specific order):*the rolling stones--little t&a*led zeppelin--black country woman*them featuring van morrison--it's all over now, ...
Posted by chris kozy on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST

dsl

let's play the Friends boardgame..........i'll let you win, again.ps---i think jackson misses his post at the patio door, i'm just sayin'.
Posted by chris kozy on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

and on a second note

thank jesus got gone for wide sidewalks on division st., just got home from walkin' jackson and i honestly can't believe i made it. the sidewalks were filled with hoochies in tiny shirts, jeans and he...
Posted by chris kozy on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:47:00 PST

david....

....i miss your guts.let's eat stuffed pizza with extra sauce.
Posted by chris kozy on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

hey buddy, don't you have to throw back a few coors lites and go watch the "big" game?

un-fucking-believable! i am so totally, completely at the end of my line. what is the fuckin' point in getting to know someone, or in this case just trying to go about my business?so today i wake up a...
Posted by chris kozy on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST

fuck it all

that's right. i've always been a woman of few words, and right now nothing sums up how i feel more than these three wonderful words....fuck it all.
Posted by chris kozy on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:40:00 PST

i don't hate futurama and i love a good bath

when i grow up i want to own a great bathtub. that's right, you know what i'm talkin' about. a giant, deep, long bathtub that takes about 1/2 hr to completely fill, and when you step into the steaming...
Posted by chris kozy on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:33:00 PST