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Layne Says

Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old.

About Me

"It's hard not to think about one's age and how it relates to rock music. I will soon turn 40, and with each passing year it becomes harder not to wonder whether I should be listening to something that is still thought of as more age appropriate — country, jazz, folk, classical, opera, funeral marches, the usual suspects. You've heard the arguments a million times: most rock music is made by the young, for the young, about being young, and if you're not young and you still listen to it, then you should be ashamed of yourself. And finally I've worked out my response to all that: I mostly agree with the description. The conclusion, however, makes no sense to me any more.
Youth is a quality not unlike health: it's found in greater abundance among the young, but we all need access to it. (And not all young people are lucky enough to be young. Think of those people at your college who wanted to be politicians or corporate lawyers, for example.) I'm not talking about the accouterments of youth: the unlined faces, the washboard stomachs, the hair. The young are welcome to all that — what would we do with it anyway? I'm talking about the energy, the wistful yearning, the inexplicable exhilaration, the sporadic sense of invincibility, the hope that stings like chlorine. When I was younger, rock music articulated these feelings, and now that I'm older it stimulates them, but either way, rock 'n' roll was and remains necessary because: who doesn't need exhilaration and a sense of invincibility, even if it's only now and again?
When I say that I have found these feelings harder and harder to detect these last few years, I understand that I run the risk of being seen as yet another nostalgic old bastard complaining about the state of contemporary music. And though it's true that I'm an old bastard, and that I'm complaining about the state of contemporary music, I hope that I can wriggle out of the hole I'm digging for myself by moaning that, to me, contemporary rock music no longer sounds young — or at least, not young in that kind of joyous, uninhibited way. In some ways, it became way too grown-up and full of itself. You can find plenty that's angry, or weird, or perverse, or melancholy and world-weary; but that loud, sometimes dumb celebration of being alive has got lost somewhere along the way. Of course we want to hear songs about Iraq, and child prostitution, and heroin addiction. And if bands see the need to use electric drills instead of guitars in order to give vent to their rage, well, bring it on. But is there any chance we could have Van Halen's "Running with the Devil" — or, better still, a modern-day equivalent — for an encore?"
"This tasteless flyer is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this "DJ" cannot even be charted. He is treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

“Layne Says”comes from a lot of different places, but mostly (he) is a romantic record that is very dark in a sense. Not like “holding hands and walking in the moonlight” romantic but romantic like an unfulfilled yearning to be in another time or another place where you feel like you would fit in better. And not in the romantic sense of a Reese Witherspoon movie, but in the sense of living your life like a film and enjoying it that way.
The lyrics of “Layne Says” illustrate that desperate and crippling desire for romance. The lyrics deal with the yearning to find that one person to share your life with and the struggle that you have looking for that. That’s something that everybody can relate to. “Layne Says” has found that woman he can relate to. That's something — and the record doesn't feel sappy for saying it — that, if anyone has that, don't lose it, because it's probably the only thing that can bring someone total satisfaction.
In conclusion, “Layne Says” will probably be talked about as being very guitar oriented and very melodic and almost rock n roll in the sense that it feels and sounds very much like a band forming. It also has some surreal elements that throw it into a weird place that sometimes don’t quite fit. It’s very unlike anything (he’s) previously done."

My Interests

buddhism, acupuncture, deep tissue massage, essential oils, raw foods, apple fasts, pilates, macrobiotic tea, coffee colonics, caffeine, sugar fixes, nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, alcohol, zombie dust, whiskey, weed, black sabbath, denim, leather, cowboy boots, tattoos, motorcycles, vintage concert shirts, escort services, pornography, and big breasted goddesses

I'd like to meet:

STONERS, JUNKIES, TATTOOED FREAKS, NE'ER DO WELLS, LOSERS, USERS, SCUMBAGS, ABUSERS, EARTHDOGS, SKATEDOGS, GOTHS, REDNECKS, MODS, NEW WAVERS, ROCKERS, HIP-HOPPERS, METALHEADS, MOTORHEADS, FUCK-UPS, DIRT MERCHANTS, ACID CASUALTIES, DEGENERATES, HIPPIES, GEEKS, SCOUNDRELS, QUEENS, PUNKS, SKINHEADS, CRACKHEADS, DICKHEADS, PILL-POPPERS, JERKS, KLEPTOS, SPORTOS, SLUTS, SPEEDFREAKS, CRUSTIES, WASTOIDS, DWEEBS, SHARKS, JETS, SOCS, GREASERS, RAVERS, ADDICTS, & BEER DRINKERS & HELL RAISERS! I DON'T WANT TO MEET ANY VIRGINS, JOURNEY FANS, OR SHEEP!

Music:


axl rose, nikki sixx, slash, tommy lee, duff mckagan, vince neil, matt sorum, scott weiland, marilyn manson, josh homme, brody dalle, davey havok, courtney love, dave grohl, corey parks, maynard james keenan, natalie maines, carlos d., angus young, joe elliott, bob ritchie, morrissey, kelly clarkson, ville valo, fergie, vivian campbell, david coverdale, ronnie james dio, ozzy osbourne, rob halford, david lee roth, ace frehley, billy gibbons, lemmy, steve harris, lars ulrich, noel gallagher, liam gallagher, dee snider, blackie lawless, jon bon jovi, don dokken, billy idol, m. shadows, rob zombie, james hetfield, eddie vedder, ryan adams, rivers cuomo, yngwie malmsteen, ron keel, jim gillette, stevie rachelle, h.r., ian mackaye, henry rollins, tom morello, marshall mathers, dave chappelle, ahmir thompson, sean pierce, jake shears, amy winehouse! R.I.P: 2pac, kurt cobain, andrew wood, layne staley, bob marley, jimi hendrix, phil lynott, randy rhoads, steve clark, cliff burton, ray gillen, wendy o. williams, johnny cash, dimebag darrell

Movies:


fight club, american beauty, swimming with sharks, office space, hi fidelity, swingers, hedwig and the angry inch, big lebowski, slc punk, grind house, layer cake, almost famous, true romance, pulp fiction, kill bill vol. 2, donnie darko, grosse point blank, shawshank redemption, some kind of monster, american hardcore, and apocalypse now

Television:

sixty minutes, conan o'brien, david letterman, hbo's sunday night programing, house, weeds, dexter, iconoclasts, one punk under god, and the gilmore girls!

Books:

magazines:entertainment weekly, new music express, kerrang, rolling stone, spin, alternative press, revolver, hit parader, rip, circus, and metal edge magazine

websites:blabbermouth, youtube, stereogum, idolator, coolfer, rock&roll daily, brooklyn vegan, productshop nyc, aol music news, spinner, spin, pop candy, goldenfiddle, modern age, best week ever, information leafblower, largehearted boy, ultragrrl, my old kentucky blog, buddyhead, hits daily double, perez hilton, pink is the new blog, drudge report, getty images, london features, wireimage, ross halfin, back to rockville, whores of fashion, billboard, jaded insider, velvet rope, and the metal sludge gossip board

Heroes:

tom zutaut, john kalodner, david geffen, rick rubin, bob rock, del james, ross halfin, quentin tarantino, cameron crowe, rob gordon, lester burnham, tyler durden, calvin

My Blog

those crazy ihop managers in grandview (from productshopnyc)

..>Posted on Fri, Mar. 16, 2007 COMMENTARYLesbian kiss falls flatter than a pancakeBy MIKE HENDRICKSColumnist .. begin body-content --> Just one kiss. That's all it took  to get thrown out of the IH...
Posted by Layne Says on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

bono is a hypocrit! (from information leafblower)

Dolla, Dolla bill y'all. From Popbitch: Vanity Fair have invited "pop-humanitarian" Bono to be guest editor of the July issue, to try and "rebrand Africa". Some magazines have been sharing some oth...
Posted by Layne Says on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:29:00 PST

rolling stone top 100 songs of the year (from...rolling stone)

Rollingstone.com Back to The 100 Best Songs of 2006 The 100 Best Songs of the Year Single of the Year: What else? Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse led the pack with "Crazy," and an army of rockers, rappers ...
Posted by Layne Says on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

band haircuts feature of the day: mastodon

MASTODON NO BLEGIUM MASTODON NO BLEGIUM MASTODON NO BLEGIUM MASTODON NO BLEGIUM MAS...
Posted by Layne Says on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

song of the day

It's alright what you confess to me Where you're at right now baby, it's alright with me Behind your truths or somewhere inside your lies These long cold days of gray, they color your eyes And it's al...
Posted by Layne Says on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

maybe one day the truth will come out

The 9/11 terrorist attack on America which left almost 3,000 people dead was an "inside job", according to a group of leading academics. Around 75 top professors and leading scientists believe the at...
Posted by Layne Says on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:45:00 PST

rock photos of the day

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Posted by Layne Says on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:51:00 PST

haircut choices

t lee or...weiland......
Posted by Layne Says on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST

i have a new crush; anne hathaway!

06.30.2006 9:31 AM EDT 'The Devil Wears Prada': Fashion Victims, By Kurt Loder Meryl Streep reigns supreme in one of the year's funniest movies.Also: 'Strangers With Candy' is no laughing matt...
Posted by Layne Says on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

"god bless ozzy, sharon and randy rhoads"

Avenged Win Over Crowd, System Snore, Ozzy Returns To Form At Ozzfest Launch 06.30.2006 8:45 PM EDT Disturbed, Hatebreed among other highlights at Thursday show in Auburn, Washington. ...
Posted by Layne Says on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST