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Cartwoman

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About Me

I've been in a...fucking mental relationship for nearly ten years now. I completely and totally love him, but he sends me absulotly psychotic. Im still hoping that some kind of special lifetime understanding can be achieved, but more likely we'll just have a a deadly arguement in his Mitsubishi Evo and enter the next life bitching about whose fault it was.I never understood why alchohol & tobacco are legal when they are so inexplicably lethal & addictive, and i don't understand the ignorance of people that moan & whinge about those who claim benifits, yet don't see that the entire welfare budget pales in comparison to the amount of tax payers money thrown down the swanny in the name of alchohol. I am genuinly angry that the government make so much money from us - from our pain, suffering & addiction And that we seem to be living in a terrible age of tabloid brainwashing & idol worshipping. I Hate seperate taps. I wish for a world where water temperature is completely under my control. I love my dog Storm. He's the funniest, sweetest, most handsome ceature in all the universe, closely followed by Jaxx, our 5 month old neoplolitan mastiff pup - pics on the way...
Your Inner Color is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.
You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a partner who sees your vision and adopts it as their own.
Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician. What's Your Inner Color?I love eating fruit, I love putting my towell on the radiator so it's all warm & lovely when i get out of the shower. I love Music. I Love shoes. I Love Cheese. I Love cleanliness. I Love Men. I Love England.I don't hate Australia, i just feel a little bit ...guilty, annoyed, shameful, conflicted...about being British...We were right bastards to go & empirerise the entire globe..who did we think we were? Americans?I Love people, all people, even the ignorant twat who accused me of "embodying everything thats wrong with society today", and thinks he could "write a ten page essay on why i'm such a half-wit" Yeah i even love him, And i forgive him for his bitter, mean little personality. But i will fucking stab him in the cock if he EVER contacts me again...pussy.
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My Interests

For all my fellow Russell lovers...The future UK gold classic, Big Brothers Big Mouth: Regarde

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet John Sullivan, Russell Brand, Denise Van Outen, I'd like to be haunted by Bob Monkhouse. I would have loved to have had him for a Grandad. I want to see Ben, my childhood ladradour at Rainbow Ridge. I want to aquire a God Damn ice cream van. I want to meet Trisha Goddard, and tell her how fucking absolutly useless she is./a

Music:

My lifeblood. I can't imagine a world without it.Smile, 50 cent/Lyodd Banks.Adigio For Strings X Factor - Lauren Hill Neither One of Us - Gladys Night Touch Me In The Morning - Diana Ross

Movies:

The Buisness, Lord Of War, Zoolander, The Labyrinth, The Little Shop Of Horrors, The Green Mile, Beaches, Saw 1,2&3, Patch Adams, The House of 1000 Corpses & The Devils Rejects, Love Honour & Obey, The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A.I, Identity, Haut Tension, The Truman Show, Crash, An American History X, Kill Bill 1&2, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Business, Psycho, Shawn of the dead, Don't Be A Menace To Society While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Dirty Dancing, Con Air, Spanglish, Monty Python's Life of Brian & The Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, The silence of the lambs, Hannibal, National Treasure, Airplane, National Lampoon, Mighty Joe, Ice Age 1&2, The Little Mermaid, Goodfellas, Cocktail, Top Gun, Gangsta No 1, Fight Club, The Firm, The Bodyguard, Good Morning Vietnam, Jack, Pirates Of The Carribean, The Island

Television:

Gavin & Stacy, Only Fools & Horses, Scrubs, Fawlty Towers, Bad Girls repeats, Green Wing, The Office, The Friday Night Project, Alan Partridge, Brasseye, The day today, Fist of Fun, South Park, Spaced, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Little Britain, Harry Hill's T.V Burp, You've been Framed, Red Dwarf, Balls Of Steel, The Mark Thomas Project, Shameless Wife Swap, Jeremy Kyle, Montel Williams, Rikki Lake, Trisha, Holiday Showdown, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Truth About Food, The Wright Stuff, Smack The Pony, Have I Got News For You, Top Buzzer, Don't Watch That Watch This, In Bed With Medinner, King Of Queens, Everybody loves Raymond, Eveybody Hates Chris, Man Stroke Woman, The weakest link, Ideal, Shameless,

Books:

Steven King - Rose Madder, Insomnia, Geralds Game. Dean Koontz - False Memory, From the corner of his eye. Charles Bronson - Bronson. Hillary Mantel - Beyond Black. The English Dictionary.

Heroes:

They're alright, but I prefer quality street

My Blog

Rude Rainbow

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"We see a view of the ...
Posted by Cartwoman on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:42:00 PST