text pesting, sex pesting and general pesting. and saying 'i'm going to enter you like i would a camel' to old fellers.
I'd like to meet:
The guitarist from popular beat combo 'The Who', Peter Townsend and ask him to hurry up on the fucking book about nonce's..... It's been 4 years. Is it going to be the size of 'War & Peace'?
Music:
The Cramps, LOVE, The Zombies, The Sonics, Add N to X, The Stranglers, The Dead 60's, Roxy Music, Portishead, Le Tigre, Depeche Mode, The Velvet Underground,The Platters, Doves, Small Faces, Belle & Sebastian, Kinks, Pulp, Pavement, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, Otis Reading, Bowie, Interpol, The Streets, Ian Dury and the Block Heads, Nick Cave, Spencer Davis Group, Smiths, Captain Beefheart, CHAS AND DAVE!, The Clash, Dennis Waterman, Dexy's Midnight Runners, The Fall, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Jilted John, Joy Division, Sam and Dave, Sex Pistols, Specials, Suede (first two albums only), Dr Feelgood Teenage Fanclub, Wilson Pickett, Pil.............James Brown, god bless
Movies:
The Maltease Falcon, Get Carter, Lost Highway, Just Ask For Diamond, The Godfather, anything associated with John Cassevettes- either as director or actor,The Eagle Has Landed, Lolita, Dead Man's Shoes, Bedazzled, Dog Day Afternoon, Brazil, The Wickerman, Citizen Kane, Double Indemnity, Time Bandits, Blue Velvet, Chinatown, Buffalo 66, Long good Friday, Norman Wisdom Films The Elephant Man, Treasure of Sierra Madre, Millers Crossing, Romeo is Bleeding, 21 Grams, Highlander, Dirty Harry, Home Alone, Midnight Express, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Clockwise, Chopper, Battle Royale, The Big Sleep, The Committments, The Van, The Two Jakes, The Graduate, Dr. Strangelove, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Mean Streets, The Conversation, Jaws, Day Of The Jackle, Batman, Eyes Wide Shut, The Life Aquatic, Plans trains and Automobies, Dirty Harry, High Sierra, The Fugitive, Personal Services, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Witchfinder General, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Wolf Creek, The Filth and The Fury, Toy Story, Mask, Festival, The Lavender Hill Mob, Quatermass and the Pit, kingpin, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Serpico, The Third Man, Jacobs Ladder, La Haine, Mulholland Fals, Mulholland Drive and Blade Runner Billy Liar.
Television:
Minder, Brasseye, BIG TRAIN, The Survivors, The Sopranos, Jam, Spooks, Question Time, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, The Thick Of It, Only Fools and Horses, Father Ted, Spaced, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Porridge, Nathan Barley, Father Ted, Smell of Reeves & Mortimer, Bang Bang It's Reeves & Mortimer, Minder, The Bill, Peep Show, Bottom, Corrie, Steptoe And Son, Room 101, Dads Army, House Of Cards, Curb your enthusiam, Steptoe, Newsnight, UKTV History, The Apprentice, Arena, Panorama, Red Dwarf, The Two Ronnies,The Sky At Night, Extras, Emmerdale (worryingly) The Smurfs- mOsT hAuNtEd, Keeping Up Appearances, Hi De Hi, Allo Allo, Torchwood (thou its not very good) ETC...... width="425" height="350" ....
Books:
anything written by ken bruen,. i claudius, 1984, down and out in paris and london (orwell), carter beats the devil (glen davis gold) windows of the world, 9.99 by frederic
beigebeder,the picture of dorian gray by oscar wilde, the secret agent by joseph conrad, holmes, by sir arthur conan doyle, a drink with shane macgowan by shane and victoria mary clarke, the rachel papers by martin amis, Neverwhere, Nail Gainmain, Trouble With Lichen- John Wyndham, The Godfather, Nightshade by Mark Gatiss, The Highest Science by Gareth Roberts, Lucifer Rising by Andy Lane and Jim Mortimer, Human Nature by Paul Cornell, Danny Yates Must Die by Stephen Walker.
Heroes:
Tom Baker, James Brown, Pete and Dud, Brett Anderson's parents, MY REAL FRIENDS, All those amazing bands from Harrow, Bogart, most nurses and the invisable man. (see below) I can't belive they tried to blow him up the shits.
