Another ill advised venture out... |
Dorsiflex.DORSIFUCKINGFLEX.It means to flex in a dorsal direction (backwards). So if we are to bend backwards we are in fact dorsiflexing.How fucking good is that. LETS DORSIFLEX.Its Wednesday. Its wi...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:28:00 GMT |
Snippets seemed good at the time... |
I've devised a game. I shall call it snippets.I hear people's conversation in passing as I'm sure everyone does and I get the oddest snippets of the conversation possible sometimes and I often wonder ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
Where do they get these mugs from?!? |
About time for a roll call. A catologue of spoons and spanners of local variety. The creme de la creme. The local chiefhood. A system of wired twasamatronic spooncarrying plumtwazaks.The locals.T...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 20:24:00 GMT |
Transvestites, trust and soho. |
Like a band of slippery deviants with a milk fetish dancing in a field surrounded by a crowd of the most insane variety of lactating cows we found our pleasure in the delights of the sordid soho nigh...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:28:00 GMT |
They attack with spoons and spanners and have little regard for the law. |
A memory. Mum informs us nonchalantley that we have kettlefish again, that time of year she says. I feel like going back to bed.. I can't have tea because of the bloody kettlefish. I...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:34:00 GMT |
Diary. |
"I went to London today. It was mental, go if you get the chance." -"'Barry' in 5 easy to read chapters". p26,line5.2006. Kilburn Press.
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:35:00 GMT |
John Part one. |
Still shocked and amazed that I am up and at 'em at this hour, I decide to have breakfast for a change and head downstairs. He's there making a sandwich he seems half cut so I avoid him. I eat ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:26:00 GMT |
I wouldnt know sir. |
Into McMoomins for a McMuppet sandwich and yes at those rates and that stress level 'I'm lovin' it' too. I ought to get myself a real job I think as my mind's eye ponders a future in retail. An...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:57:00 GMT |
Bus Stop. |
On the reverse end of a nasty swing, I realise things can and will get worse. So bravery invites suggestion and the tables turn against this thing, and thats what it was, a thing. &n...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:32:00 GMT |
Simple things are getting harder by the day. |
Sainsbury's. Sainsbury's, Sainsbury's.I am completely confused and feel like I am in a trance, I am not drunk or on any mind altering substances..I have been to Sainsbury's. I don't know what it is bu...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
