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Spoony

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About Me


Most massive throbber you've ever seen apparently....the type of person who gets laughed at by a person in a wheelchair while attempting to rollerblade wasted at noon with kids sittin on walls taking bets on whether your gonna throb or not... the type of person who tries to skateboard and their board flies into the road and is smashed up by a poor unsuspecting learner driver and the type of person who'll take their BMX out and smash it into an irreplabacle circa 1976 coffee table at 5am while trying to bunny hop wasted, when it was perfectly happy sitting there looking pretty like an art installation................................................ ...............................................

My Interests

looking at my bmx, men who write graffiti, elvis, manga, guns, breakers, possibly everything about the surfing lifestyle except for maybe the surfing.. but don't be fooled.. I do alot of cool shit in-between getting wasted and dancing... like going to the ladies, bouffing out my hair in front of the mirror, maybe practicin my thousand mile stare, definately applying my pink juicy lube.. what? a girl's gotta keep it real y'know....

I'd like to meet:

PHARRELL AND SNOOP .. uuuh oh too late!!.................

Music:

suicide sports club da lukey b n more old skool hip hop and drum and bass than you can shake a stick at baby..... anything on Warp, Skint recordings, Ninja Tunes, Good Looking Records, Rough Trade, Grand Central, Bukem, Grooverider, Roni Size, Harry Nilson, Carpenters, Aphex Twin, Kraftwerk, DJ Hype, DJ Krush, old Beastie Boys, Terry Callier, Eric B & Rakim, Ice Cube, Dusty Springfield, Blondie, Dolly Parton, Minnie Ripperton, Elvis the King, Kool Herc, Roy Ayres, Scratch Perverts, Daft Punk, Bowie, Isley Brothers, SNOOP & DRE byaaatch, Missy Elliot, Ludacris, Timbaland, Gwen Stefani, Africa Bambaataa, Arctic Monkeys, Dr Octagon, Bob Marley, Pharrell & Da Neptunes, Yoda for hip hop, Chromeo, Massive Attack, DJ Shadow, Kurtis Blow, Biggy smalls, RZA, The O D mutha fuckin B, Wu Tang, James Murphy/LCD Sound System, The Glimmers, Freeform Five, Donnie Hathaway, Slick mah fuckin Rick Tiefschwartz, Mozart.

Movies:

jimmy stewart & gary oldman. rushmore, the big blue, bottle rocket, royal tennebaums, goodfellas, mean streets, amelie, man bites dog, tampopo, leon, nil by mouth, withnail & i, scarface, night at the golden eagle, la haine, state of grace, fifth element, nikita, 8 1/2, tampopo, rear window, If, eraserhead, the thing, wild at heart, little miss sunshine, it's a wonderful life, la dolce vita, true romance, life is beautiful, delicatessan, big lebowski, swingers, chinatown, da origional philadelphia story, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fargo, lost in translation, dodgeball, prick up your ears, wedding crashers, old school, anchorman, superbaaad, juno, knocked up, fight club and pop and lock em fool.. zoolander

Television:

don't underestimate the power of teles with visions or idiots with boxes

Books:

bukowski, murakami, john fante, i loved erica jong's fear of flying, jg ballard, chuck pakulnick, vice, subway art, adbusters, design/photography/cooking books, screenplays, graff/surf/skate architecture mags and kultureflash...

Heroes:

Dali

My Blog

Shark

SHARKS. Yeh SHARKS.  I never wanna meet Jaws.  Shame cause - daum them sharks look fuuuuckin cool when they swim.  But be another Spielberg casualty..?  Nah thanks buddy. ...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST

Thank-You Ferris Bueller

Yes earthlings, after 4 lucrative years desking it in a spacelike pod in, in my opinion, the most accomplished and wisest of all broadcasters, Channel Four Televison, I have decided to take ...
Posted by Spoony on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:12:00 PST

Electric Sheep: note to self 00:02 hours

Fuck it. The spoon needs brain transfusion fast... ! synapses syapsed one to many times.. wires crossed like BT on mescalin..  Anyone got a wet towel to numb the pain in my membrane? Have a ...
Posted by Spoony on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST

Note to note to self

..> note to note to self that taking over the universe thing.... its harder than i first imagined.. dont always go your way i need bruce lee to kick my head in and rewire my synapses STAT a trip...
Posted by Spoony on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

Note to self..........

take over the universe..........   (3.20pm Thursday 12th October)...
Posted by Spoony on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:22:00 PST

Baby Freeze

I will be training him up from an early age so that hewill be able to do this NO PROBLEMOS..... OH YES.....http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/48411/...
Posted by Spoony on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

Skills.........

Breakdancing injuries skills *NEW!* Darts Skills*RE-DISCOVERED* Badass party organising skills *NEW!* Flying in the faces of a.s.b.o skills, Pirate skills Refugee skills, Drug skills, Drinking skills...
Posted by Spoony on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:59:00 PST

Pirate Joke

what do you get when you cross a pirate and a paedophile?       ... AAARRRR kelly ...
Posted by Spoony on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 08:01:00 PST

space story

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he gave his famous statement One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind. However, before he re-entered the lander, he m...
Posted by Spoony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dog story

maybe one of the coolest things I ever did with my life was saving a cute puppy found eating rubber bands on the streets of south central l.a.. yes rubber bands.. think he was working on making a ball...
Posted by Spoony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST