Secret Santa |
FUCK OFF
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Dance of the Gays |
Capoeira is fucking BADASS.
Yeah yeah, I know it's a bit gay, and that for a martial art that involves lifting your legs up high you seem to have to wear quite tight trousers, and those vests don't...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hori Real Arcade Pro |
MOTHER FUCKER, if my stick breaks one more time, I swear, I'm gonna fly over to Japan and kick their MOTHER FUCKING ASSES in. One more time, I'm telling you.
Hi, I'm horny.
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Evo |
Say no more.
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hairdressing is shit |
So I got a job where I play videogames all day, and then take my friends out for drinks.
All I need now is a cheap hooker and I'm set.
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
So I was like, and she was like, and I was like, and WOAH! |
Like, totally, DUDE!
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
TRUE LOVE |
It has a name, and that name is Lee Lee.
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Talking in Russian |
So I just did a haircut on a woman who only spoke Russian. That was no problem for a cunning linguist like myself though. I merely add 'ski' on the end of every word I wanted her to understand.
Lik...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Kicking people in the face is the new black |
Last night I kicked at least 2 people in the face. The details were a bit blurry, but I definitely remember kicking people in the face.
I remember! It was 3 people. Two of them were girls, but that w...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
*sob* she broke my heart |
How can something that should have been so beautiful, so heart warming, so exciting, so life-shatteringly AWESOME turn on it's heel and slap me in the face?
Why does my heart feel so empty, my guts...
Posted by Leo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
