beauty school dropkick |
"trendy little shit -lying,crying.trendy little shit -try that again..."he turned the radio down cos his phone were ringin and he loved the sound of his phone ringin. "bear-time bureau of beauty, gos...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST |
stop, teeth! |
every so often a crab sneaks up on a giant and steals his thunder. today that giant was alan, the crab was stuart - our paperboy, and the thunder he stole was alan's. because alan was the giant. he'd...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Thu, 17 May 2007 06:14:00 PST |
eating owt |
"there's partridge parts in this pear tree soup!""well just leave it and eat your camel drawings.""okay."these fucking novelty restaurants really get my goat, boil it in wizard foa...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST |
moved to bears |
watch movies and shows on your p.c. no downloads!http://bearboyfriend.blogspot.com/
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST |
educating retard |
on a white washed horse with no saddle i ride,
through queen vinyl and betamax pastry.
constant, frenzied licking of her window sucker has taken its toll.
disease weights my shat nav heavy,
ulcers di...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST |
introspectag |
ooh, i've been tagged by romy but i had barley on high.
as requested, i now offer 10 things about me that you may not know and never wanted to.
1. i lied to alan about cornflakes. his minge stit...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:38:00 PST |
sphagnomat |
bollocks! alan's found a new website:
http://www.nonsensicon.com/ns-abrowse.asp
i'm gonna have to lock me laptop in me toplap! (bedroom cupboard)
Blastnostricate To have a liquid pass th...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST |
smell hath no furry |
sweet pot-hole investigator, what a nightmare! i woke in a tangle of sweat and tiny ponchos, tears soakied my urban turban, i'd pissed milk under an illusionists flap without permission...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST |
it's like being god when he's wet |
'when the sound of mouse click is the only noise you hear, and even that's too loud, it's time to stop' - alan chucked her some blunt daggers over the monitor - 'not before!'
after a s...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST |
school of hard kocks |
what a strange weekend. only one day in it, and it was the shit one - another crazy sheme from the people who brought you the NHS and 'cottage' cheese. we had the gang from friends round. all apart fr...
Posted by smokeys spice girls tribute on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST |
