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Sleeping, eating, hunting (preferably birds and rabbits), climbing trees, sharpening my claws, pouncing insects in the lawn when there is nothing else to do, and torturing moles, chipmunks and mice by breaking their spine and watching them drag themselves around by their front paws.
Oh... wait... I thought it said "Who I'd like to eat:"