Fatty One Eye

my birth name was newman, but when i was about 3 years old i was hit by a car and lost my left eye. after then i took on the name fatty one eye. i live with my brother who's name is kramer, or "skinny two eyes" and my owners. i loooove people, i especially love acting really cute and friendly and getting people to pet me, and then bite them as hard as i can when they are least expecting it :) i love eating, especially my treats. my favorite is aquari- yums! sometimes at night i convince myself that i see things outside when actually it's my brothers reflection behind me. when this happens my tail gets puffy and i get a deep demonic meow, and start hissing and chasing my brother around the house. i love greeting my family at the door when they come home, and when they wake up in the morning, and sometimes when i'm feeling really frisky i like to try and make an escape to the outdoors while someone is coming in or leaving throug the front door, what i don't realize is that if i were allowed to go outside again i'd probably get hurt and lose my other eye. whatever you do tho, don't make me mad or i'll piss on your shoes or clean laundry...