rascal

basically, i am a little shit and like to get into everything. i ain't scared of shit. i ain't even scared of uzzi. i love punching him in the face and staring at him. i enjoy pissing off belle and miss stealing cookie bone crumbs from toby(rip buddy). i hated steven the fish and wanted to kill him but never got the chance cause was found dead in his home one morning. (i didn't do it) i also want to kill a the fucking birds that tease me from the porch. they are annoying. i do what ever i fucking want. i miss thomas and the bags he would give me. i learned how to jump from the railing upstairs onto the couch, it scares the shit out of belle. i love to snuggle(when i feel like it) i like sinking my little sharp teeth into uzzi's face and neck. i mainly eat dog food and drink from the toilet. i sniff people when they come over. i think i am as big as a greyhound...but i am not... i am a small small cat. also known as: small cat, lord raaa, ra bones, tiny baby cat, small black friend, little shit, Raaa, peanut mind, cat mind, cutest cat in the world, etc.