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About Me

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Where do I begin. My name is Woodrow Wilson and well I was born on President's Day 2006. Although I'm a bargain basement cat and I don't know who my father is my adopted mom didn't mind anyway. In fact she searched high and low all over the Greater Las Vegas Area to find me.I am named after President Woodrow Wilson. My mom thinks that he was a pretty good guy except for his teeth. Thankfully I have excellent dental health. If you come over I'll give you an up close and personal look at my teeth. I'll also show you how sharp they are.I live with my Mom and my Aunt Erin in Las Vegas.I am also a complete asshole, did I mention that?

My Interests

Sleeping, attacking innocent bystanders, gorging myself on weight control cat food, running the country, hanging out with my friend Taft, playing with my feather on a stick, being a jerk, escaping cruel and unusual death traps

I'd like to meet:

The actual Woodrow Wilson, I want to talk to him about proper dental care The person who discovered catnip

Music:

death metal, baroque pop, bluegrass and rockabilly

Movies:

Movies with lots of pussy.... cats

Books:

My mom never taught me how to read, yet oddly enough she taught me how to write

Heroes:

ME! I am completely self-interested