YO! I'm Fats! I am a cat. I love to eat. Sometimes I get so excited eating that I eat too much and throw up. Humans love to scrub the carpets, you know. I also love to watch pigeons outside. They look so tasty!!! My favorite toy is a ball of aluminum foil. I used to play fetch with them when I was little, but now I'm just too fat and lazy. I'm orignally from Austin, TX. My mom and dad got me in June of 2001 when I was two months old. I have a sister, Merle, that I love to attack. She is also good for chewing on. I'm a big fat meanie cat!!!
