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Wino Tyrone

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About Me

I am Wino Tyrone (also known as Black Eyed Johnson or Pony Joe Johnson). Washboard player and ex-horse trader. I am mostly drunk, I was born in the summertime. Other Than that I cannot be more specific. I play in a band called Hobo Jones & The Junkyard Dogs.

You can find out about the band at:
HOBO JONES & THE JUNKYARD DOGS MYSPACE PAGE.

or at our website:
www.hobojones.com

We think Johnny Depp must like me!

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I designed my webspace with a hammer, some leaves, bleach, melted crayons, mud & an old pritt stick.

My Interests

Cider and other things that are like cider.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis, someone with a lot of cider and Kerry Katona. I would like to meet these people all at the same time.

MY NEW LAP DANCING CLUB IS NEARLY READY TO OPEN!

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Give us some cider! PimpWebPage

Music:

Give me cider , I will play music.

Movies:

The Billion Dollar Hobo, Hobo Gadget Band, The Last American Hobo, The Littlest Hobo, The Girl and the Hobo, Hobo Heaven & Good Burger The Movie.

Television:

The place where the little people tell me about stuff. Tiswas used to be on TV but now it is not?

Books:

Cider Directory, Down & Out in Paris & London and The Hobo Code Book

Heroes:

Cider and things that are like cider , Elvis, Compo, Fagin, The Crowman and Steptoe.

My Blog

Gloves are very nice

It's getting a bit cold now so it must be getting close to winter time. I found some gloves on a wall by the cemetary today and they keep my fingers from getting too cold to open my cider cans. Gloves...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

There's a hole in my hat.....

There's a hole in my hat and it's letting in the wind. Why is it not sunny today? I am too sober, I'm going shoplifting in the cider section of Mr Jolly's corner shop, he spends too much time looking ...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

VW Expo at The Hop Farm

What an excellent show the VW Expo is. We were booked to play in the bar on the Saturday night for all the people camping over. We were due to start at around 8pm but, when we got to the bar, the...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST

The Carlisle, Hastings

ast Saturday we played The Carlisle on Hastings Seafront. It's a great, proper biker pub. Seemed like a nice sized crowd at first but then all the local punks went to see another band somewhere else. ...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:00:00 PST

Recent gigs

Last weekend we played at The Happy Frenchman in Folkestone. We've never played in Folkstone before and had a smallish crowd but, it was a great crowd and got a bit bigger as the evening went on. Some...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST

Bridport & Run To The Sun

Just got back from a 2 night tour of the West. Thursday night we played in The Beach & Barnicott, Bridport, Dorset and I felt very welcome by the pots & pans hanging outside (obviously a pub f...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

Run To The Sun

It's not long 'til Run To The Sun. Looking forward to seeing you all there!
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Tue, 23 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

CDs

CDs are records for people who can't be bothered to turn them over.
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

An Ode To A Stone I Found In My Boot One Sunny Day

It was sunny and I was walking, But walking was painful, My left foot hurt with every drunken step, I thought I must have broken my foot, But when I took off my boot, There was a stone, A small grey s...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:38:00 PST

The Shoes on the Stove

Sometimes people say to me, Why do you put your shoes on the stove? I don't tell them even though it's not a secret. I don't wear shoes, I have boots, I put my boots on the stove to make them dry. Som...
Posted by Wino Tyrone on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:27:00 PST