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Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo- Goo Cluster

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About Me

Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo Goo Cluster

Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo Goo Cluster..

Lock up your sister unless you want one-eye'd nephews all covered in fur,
singing and swinging, logging and dogging, snorting and porking,
napping and crapping -
it's gonna be a confusing fathers day for the best worst gluegrass band outside the usa

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2006
Band Members: Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo Goo Cluster are......

Leonard ...
Sings. Plays Gitar.
Chubby. Freckles. Kinda Cute.
BO Tuesdays, Fridays, National Holidays.

Bubba...
Dinky little drum kit from the Sears & Roebuck catalogue.
Gargles.
Goes a little red in the face when he's working.
Serial drunk.

Dank aka JonBanjovi...
5 string banjo.
Has left due to musical indifferences and as run off with a bunch of morris dancers.

Otis the Scrote...
Stand up Bass.
Serial gambler. Good with piglets.

Big Dick Boyle...
Big Ass Banjo.

Daddy Jim Tucker

The Goo-Goo Girls...

Leonard's Big Sisters, or
Bubba's third and fifth wives, or
Cleetus's Aunt May and Nana Baxter or..
Dank's only source of income excepting used vetinary tranquilizer needles...
call em what you will, they'll probably jiggle in yer general direction.... Y'all watch our video, y'all!
Influences: ..
My ma and pa- not that I ever met him, but folks say he was a fine man. Good clean corn liquor has inspired us a few times, and started a few brawls, and I gues they were inspiring too. - Leonard
Sounds Like: ..

Take yourself away to that special place ya go to, when it's late at night, yer pa's come in drunk and looking for a little action, yer sister's out with the football team and ma ain't finished her shift on the porn lines.

That safe place ya go to where the birds are singing, the combine still works and the fence round the pig sty ain't got no holes. That gentle place where it's OK to wear frilly panties, where Slim Whitman sings sweetly to Doris Day after she's just cleaned the house and baked a pie.

Now, imagine that a half starved, wild eyed, knife wielding farmhand steals the pie from the window ledge, punches Slim in the throat and drags Doris in to the cellar and she kinda looks like she's looking forward to it...

well.... we can do the soundtrack if ya like...

We can play with or without the girls,
play a set like a regular band,
or we can put on a whole damn hoedown, with the dancing girls, redneck olympiad, dj's, line dancing, the works..

ya can get us to liven up your local tabernacle, funeral or strip club by calling:Leonard 07768492523
Bubba 07879 473273 or
Dank 07769 971339 or
email us- [email protected]

You can contact the girls direct by emailing
[email protected] - check em out at http://www.myspace.com/cherrishakewell

The photos of us were by that nice guy
Tom Vincent - [email protected]

And by Morgan White - email us for his details,

And by Martin Scoresdaisy

again, git in touch if ya need him for anything,

The pictures were by that equally nice
Dan Freer- [email protected]
Type of Label: None

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Other ways of havin fun!

Well heloo Arse Monkeys!   just thought i'd tell you 'bout our favrite pastime at the moment (when we're not playin of corse)ANVIL BLOWIN' AND BBQsWell you gotta git liquered up real good fi...
Posted by Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo- Goo Cluster on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:50:00 PST

Holy Fuckin moly -Cuban Fukin Brothers

Holy Fuckin moly -Cuban Fukin' Brothers!Fuckin Hell!!!!!!!!!Leonard has kinda pissed his pants jus thinkin' bout it, DO NOT MISS IT do not mek excuses ' jus turn the fuck up and grind like your antie ...
Posted by Leonard and Bubba's Delicious Goo- Goo Cluster on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:25:00 PST