Corvus Corax. In a jacuzzi full of soapy frogs (optional).
Satan - if he really does have all the best tunes it really would save a lot of time mucking about searching for them.
Guillermo del Toro, Terry Gilliam, cider-fuelled Border Morris dancers & anyone willing to train a bunch of ravening humboldt squid to do my bidding (what IS the collective term for squid?) and tell me where Myspaff's "Russell-Brand's-devolved-face-all-over-the-bloody-shop" OFF button is.
Awww...and some of these: