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emma

And all the good folk say Skiddilydatdatdoobiedumbum!

About Me

"If you like pina colada's and gettin' caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean and the taaaaste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the doooooms of the cape; then I'm the love that you've looked for. Write to me and escape." electric guitar solo.

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My Interests

I enjoy slippin' a hip on the dance floor, eccentrics and abnormalities, mutilating music with Leopard Leg and Ankoku No Oto, D.I.Y surgery and seaweed.

I'd like to meet:

These fellas and a bottle of whisky. Oh boy, oh boy what a swell time we'd have!!!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

CAN, Devo, Tom Waits, Kool Keith, Black Lips, The B52's, LOVE, The Sonics, Harry Partch, early WU-TANG CLAN, The Cramps, 1920's silent film music, ESG, Sun City Girls, Hymie's Basement, Dirty Three, Faust, The Dead Brothers, Violent Femmes, Thelonious Monk, Leonard Cohen, NEU!, The Cure, Wolf Eyes, Bablicon, Howlin' Wolf, Slick Rick, Animal Collective, John Cage, The Rebel, Scott Walker, Andre Williams (when he hit bingo baby), Jeffrey Lewis, Sun Ra, Stetsasonic, Captain Beefheart, Mussorgsky, Public Enemy, Eartha Kitt, Prince, Fog, Earth, The Moldy Peaches, 13th Floor Elevators, De La Soul, Iggy Pop, Hasil Adkins, MF Doom, Kletzmer music, Daniel Johnston, ACDC, Johnny Cash, old school Wacko Jacko, Moondog, Subtle, Hawk and a Hacksaw, Richard Hell, The Seeds, The Fall, The Legendary Stardust Cowboy, Tangerine Dream, Run DMC, Jim O'Rourke, Winifred Atwell (especially "Dill Pickles"), Hank Williams, Metronomy, The Coasters, Mount Eerie, The Gun Club, early Arrested Development, Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra, A Tribe Called Quest, Slint, Nick Cave (before he got himself sorted), Joy Division, Nico, The Modern Lovers, Doseone, Pere Ubu, Bob Wallis' Storyville Jazzman, The Make-up, Cloudead, Dead Kennedys, Ralfe Band, Crass, The Smiths, The Novas (well, really just "The Crusher"), Lightning Bolt, Why?, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Guns n Roses, Suicide, got a bit of a thing for early Neil Young at the mo', Pavement, The Wickerman soundtrack, all that 50's/60's R&R that makes you slip a hip and your back bones flip, Liars, Hamilton Yarns, Blood Stereo, Burning Star Core, Moses Strongpeace and Lord Gorefinger, The Polly Shang Kuan Band, Sonny Tufts, The Sticks, Jettatura, Leopard Leg, Ankoku No Oto, live Noise music that makes my brain bleed....

Movies:

Murnau's Faust (1926 silent), Anything by Kenneth Anger mmmmmmmmm quite a lot by John Waters, Goddard, Lynch, Hans Richter, Jean Pierre Jeunet and Jarmaush . Todd Browning's Freaks (1932), Beat Street, The Royal Tenanbaums, Evil Dead, I Heart Huckabees, Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari, Even Dwarfs Started Small .. width="425" height="350" .... Jesus' Son (only the squashed bunny and squeaky shoes scene), Withnail & I, Wings of Desire, Happiness, The Dark Crystal, This is Spinal Tap, Alice (Jan Svankmajer animation), Best in Show, Fantasia, Nosferatu (1922 silent), Princess Mononoko, Institute Benjementa, The Wickerman, Down By Law, The Princess Bride, Weatherwoman, The Shining.....

Television:

Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure, The Young Ones, Sifl and Olly, Documentaries on the mentally ill/ criminals/ freaks/ social outcasts.....mmm the rest of the time I prefer killing brain cells in a more sociable manner.

Books:

"Ripley's Believe It Or Not in 3D", "Strange Attractor Journal 3", "Tales of the Weirrd", "Benham's Book of Scientific Palmastry" and Leonard Cohen's "Beautiful Losers". Just finished "the Unbearable Lightness of Being". It's the bomb. Lorca's prose does something nice to me too.

Heroes:

Slow Moving Robot Punk, Asta Nielson, Tom Waits when he's on a winner, my sister and people who make you smile nervously.

My Blog

Dog Darn Deported

Yes, like my convict fore fathers so many generations ago, I too have been rejected by the mother land and thrown to a sunburnt country to face an unkown fate.  I was mother fucking deported from...
Posted by emma on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:54:00 PST

Moose in Fez, shimmy n spew and the amazing human bed bug buffet!

Greetings my gremlins of grotesque and gratuitously gluttonous good times! Oh how my heart pines for the peverted pleasure of your presence!  However, I am having some dandy adventures&...
Posted by emma on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:29:00 PST

Tagged like a mother fuckin courier pigeon!

I've been tagged.  Which could be the start of Myspace chain mail.  I hate chain mail.  I always get cursed because I don't have time to send to 10 friends some annoying picture of a lu...
Posted by emma on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:41:00 PST