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Dallas

what a prick

About Me

I like talking to ghosts

My Interests

wrapping myself in wires and rolling my eyes back into my head. I dig japanese food too.
My Photos

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

SMACK MUSIC 7

Movies:

I'm making my own horror film .... watch out!

Naked Lunch, Shivers, Videodrome, Lost Highway, El Topo, Tetsuo the Iron Man, Suspiria, the Wicker Man, Nosfteratu

Television:

to be thrown out of hotel room windows - otherwise , Iron Chef !

Books:

I hate smart shit www.librarything.com
-look for lizardblood

Heroes:

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My Blog

scattegories

first letter of your name to start all answers1. Actor: david duchovney2. 4 letter word: dick3. Street name: denmark st4. Color: dark blue5. Gift/presents: dildo6. Vehicle: dodge (mopar yeah !)7. Trop...
Posted by Dallas on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

06 in review

1. Are you excited for the new year? Fo shizzle 2. what was your favorite thing about 2006?I think the summer Terminal Outputs tour of Italy and Greece.... KILLER 3. Who were your best friends?Stef,...
Posted by Dallas on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

from Ian and Rose

1.What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? **pretty nice 2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails? ** not usually 3. Are you a jealous person? ** i suppose i can be jeal...
Posted by Dallas on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST

for Deon

Two names you go by. 1. Dally 2. daddy Two things you are wearing now. 1. Slayer t shirt 2. jeans Two things you want in a relationship. 1. fun 2. sex Two of your favorite hobbies. 1. making nois...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

Boozy the clown

1. When was the last time you drank? I had one glass of red wine w/ dinner. 2. Where did u drink at? Home. 3. How did you get home? See above. 4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?a few times ...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:53:00 PST

Elvis is my hero

Are you lonesome tonight...... who am I talkin to?
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:45:00 PST

1st reaction

1. I need a cigarette: like a hole in the chest 2. Sex: rules 3. Relationships: are like battleships 4. Your Last Ex:is a nympho 5. Power: amplified 6. Marijuana:can be nice 7. Crack:is fast an...
Posted by Dallas on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:08:00 PST

q&a

Q: NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "D": A: Dylan Q: NOW NAME SOMETHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF THEM: A: bald eagles Q: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS: A: perhaps Willy Brown or Billy? ...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:38:00 PST

2x

Two Names You Go By: 1. Tex 2. Pervert Two Parts of Your Heritage: 1. Polish 2. German Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. t-shirt 2. red shorts Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship: 1...
Posted by Dallas on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:04:00 PST

shithawk

[x] I have more than 1 scar. [x ] I tan easily.[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.[x] I have/I've had braces.[ ] I have more than 2 p...
Posted by Dallas on Sat, 20 May 2006 08:58:00 PST