Come and see me play :D
Phobic creative/musician. Born on St Dympna's day - the patron saint of insanity and sleepwalking. May 15.
Not a fan of yoghurt. I can just about cope with a basic yoghurt, it has to be firm - the texture of mousse - but I really don't want hard lumps of strawberry in there. Drinking yoghurt is an aberration of nature and should be condemned. The person who had the vision of dipping raisins in youghurt and letting them dry should be shot. The person who decided to market and sell them as food should have their family shot.
Buffet lunches: In theory, these sound perfectly harmless and indeed convivial. The bitter reality is people leaning over bowls of semi-viscous food. hence if bits of spittle, scabs or hair should fall from their person into the food, it will be assimilated into the gloop of the pasta sauce or couscous or cherry tomatoes in an italian dressing. Think gulping water in a public swimming pool - you don't know what the HELL is in there.
I have a lot of respect for old people. But I have to leave the premises when I see a wizened claw groping tomato after tomato at the veg section in the supermarket. Don't even mention pension day when there is a queue of gum suckers buying inappropriately large amounts of smoked haddock or enormous fillets of cod. I know, I just KNOW they are going to go home and prepare a fish pie for their lunch, so when their grandchildren visit and lean in for THE KISS, not only will there be particles of some non-descript white sauce adhered to the teeth, but their breath will smell of the most unsavoury mixture of cod and Murray mints.
I do love music and you can visit my band at http://www.myspace.com/deadbeatdescendant. That's me you can hear on the guitar. If you become my friend, I'll send you invites to come and see us play :) and invariably we all end up pissed somewhere afterwards, so it will be a bit of a party too :)
I also love my pet fish. I have an enormous aquarium built into my kitchen. I can often be found lying on the carpet staring deep into the water, watching the antics of my lobster, eel, parrot fish and their friends :)
