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HOBO JONES

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About Me

SKUNK ROCK !!! This is the One and Only, Legendary Hobo Jones, the Drunk and Disorderly front man/singer and tea-chest bass player for off the rails skiffle band "Hobo Jones and the Junkyard Dogs" (Checkout the bands myspace and blogs at www.myspace.com/junkyarddogs which also has links to their main website www.hobojones.com). He has travelled the world playing Rock 'n' Roll, Rockabilly and Skiffle since the early fiftys and has been the main influence to such recording artist as Elvis, Johnny Cash, Lonnie Donigan, Buddy Holly, Bill Haley, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, AC/DC, The Ramones, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Cramps, The Straycats, The Meteors, Green Day and Val Doonican the list is endless......................He is also widely accredited as the creator of "SKUNK ROCK" (Simply known as "SKUNK")and "SKUNKABILLY". "SKUNK" is is a cross over of Skiffle and Punk, which to put it plainly, is to play punk songs to a skiffle rhythm. "SKUNKABILLY" is basicaly the same as "SKUNK", but instead of the Hardcore Leftwing socio-political stance of "SKUNK" it has opted for a far more frivolous lyrical content, with fiftys style references to Hot Rods, Pinup Girls, Gambling, Drinking, 16 year old Girls in bobby socks, Suede shoes of varying colours, Cadillacs (brand new or other), Clocks, Aligators, Cats, Whisky and general rebelious allnight partying etc.

As you all know, we were busking at The Levellers' Beautiful Days festival this year. (www.beautifuldays.org) We were the resident band at the Junk & Disorderly stall (thanks Mad Iccy) and were wandering around playing anything and everything we could find! If you were lucky enough to catch one of our many performances and enjoyed what you saw, please leave a message on the Levellers forum, and maybe we'll get to play in the Big Top next year. Cheers....BBBUUURRRPPP!!!
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My Interests

Skunk Rock, Cider, Meths, Fermented apples, Drinking (esspecialy Cider) Steeling Pies cooling on windowsills, Brawling (esspecialy with the Police) 50's Pinup Girls, Hot Rods and Hot rod chicks, Sexual misconduct, Swearing, Loitering with intent, Shouting obscenities at pidgeons, Naked Japanese chicks, Playing Music and generaly Rockin' out. Ooh and getting totaly fu*king smashed on cheap cider!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBUUURRRPP!! HIC!! FFFAAARRRRTT!! FFUUGGGIITTT!!

I'd like to meet:

Skunk Rockers!!! and anyone into Skunk Rock... and Cider. People with cider, John Peel so we could drink cider together, Tommy Cooper (with cider) Bill Oddie (only if he's got cider) A Police man on his own in a dark alley then we'd see who was realy in charge, The Muppets (but they might not have cider though) Naked Japanese chicks (that would be cool, especialy if they had some cider) The guy who invented cider.... BBBUUURRRPPP!!!

Music:

Skunk Rock, Skiffle, Rock 'n' Roll, Rockabilly, Skunkabilly, Surf, Blues, Rhythm 'n' blues, Punk, Cowpunk, Psycho Ceildh, Psychobilly and anything that upsets old people and rocks the status quo (exept Status Quo) BBBUUNNNCCHHH AAHHH KKKUUNNNTTZZZZ!!!!!

Movies:

I liked films until they started speaking.

Television:

I have one in my railway carriage, i use it as a box with a window in it to see whats in the box.

Books:

Make great bedding material. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Heroes:

White Lightning, Strongbow, Meths, Blackthorn, Frosty Jack, Diamond White, Scrumpy Jack, White Spirit, Magners, Biddendens, Lighter fluid, nettos budget cider etc etc etc.