Skunk Rock, Cider, Meths, Fermented apples, Drinking (esspecialy Cider) Steeling Pies cooling on windowsills, Brawling (esspecialy with the Police) 50's Pinup Girls, Hot Rods and Hot rod chicks, Sexual misconduct, Swearing, Loitering with intent, Shouting obscenities at pidgeons, Naked Japanese chicks, Playing Music and generaly Rockin' out. Ooh and getting totaly fu*king smashed on cheap cider!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBUUURRRPP!! HIC!! FFFAAARRRRTT!! FFUUGGGIITTT!!
Skunk Rockers!!! and anyone into Skunk Rock... and Cider. People with cider, John Peel so we could drink cider together, Tommy Cooper (with cider) Bill Oddie (only if he's got cider) A Police man on his own in a dark alley then we'd see who was realy in charge, The Muppets (but they might not have cider though) Naked Japanese chicks (that would be cool, especialy if they had some cider) The guy who invented cider.... BBBUUURRRPPP!!!
Skunk Rock, Skiffle, Rock 'n' Roll, Rockabilly, Skunkabilly, Surf, Blues, Rhythm 'n' blues, Punk, Cowpunk, Psycho Ceildh, Psychobilly and anything that upsets old people and rocks the status quo (exept Status Quo) BBBUUNNNCCHHH AAHHH KKKUUNNNTTZZZZ!!!!!
I liked films until they started speaking.
I have one in my railway carriage, i use it as a box with a window in it to see whats in the box.
Make great bedding material. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
White Lightning, Strongbow, Meths, Blackthorn, Frosty Jack, Diamond White, Scrumpy Jack, White Spirit, Magners, Biddendens, Lighter fluid, nettos budget cider etc etc etc.