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tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL

WE ARE THE 1st TO PLAY 'ROCKADIER' MUSIC EAT IT!!!

About Me

Born and Living
the baron & the general a mystery where i come from,,,
they only walk on the dark side of the road.
some say they have wild green velvet eyes, some say they have microphonic wheat beards, and play guitar with diamond encrusted chin plectrums.
the baron & the general are the living dead,
the baron & the general will eat your cats,
the baron & the general will make love to your dustbins at night,
keep your windows shut,
and scream if you ever hear the sweet jangles lashing from the baron & the generals guitar...
prepare yourselves, prepare yourselves,
the baron & the general are comin' the baron & the general is a comin'....


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Listen sharply china pigs! The Baron & The General & his Brigadiers have a publick display of ear noise,
ah yes! upon the weaselly daze of { jan 23rd 2008 } we shall be twisting the tops from our bottles of 'wild electromatic earnoise' {it tastes like spiders teeth in musical iodine}
we want you to swarm like feathered bees,
and peck your grammaphone beaks upon our knees !
shake and move like thistle snakes,
scatter and prance until your needle hips twist and break!
shake! you peg legs...shake!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/20/2007
Band Website: we mounted and framed our website in gilted gold
Band Members:

harpsicord and ear trumpet: The General & The Baron
Influences:

ivy claws that bleed gasoline, hard boiled horse eyes, 1792, leather smokers pipes, & victory.
Sounds Like: a nylon forest whistling funerals for the dead of night...
Record Label: **beard blower records**
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

THE STORY AND EAR NOISE OF DR MINESPINE!

Come come! gather round, embrace the crooning dust beads of our ever crowning grammer phone, {made of brass ox-tails and pixels from outta-myspace universes.}We would like to welcome a piece of ear no...
Posted by tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:58:00 PST

displays of bottled earnoise fellow ruffians!!

seabulls, seabullsupon a dance in fluttered pastures, we did lash the wax from your glitter earlobes, and fill your grammer caverns with the delights of our reverberati..the first of our shindigs star...
Posted by tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:22:00 PST

Love Love Cherry Buff : New bottled audio ear noise

Cherry Buff is proud to announce its finest shag this side of the Brambleye lake I wish to weave a dream upon your gullivers Take a cherry buff picnic under the crimson milk of the moons Smoke Smoke...
Posted by tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST

"DancInG In My BlAcK ToP hAt" New MP3 MP3 MP3 MP3 MP3

pastures of weed, pastures of weed tumble and twine like evil under solemy paisley crop mockersons bleed,bleed the sounds of new ear jumble seed!!welcome my little human cannonballs!the baron and the ...
Posted by tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:47:00 PST

wet behind the brass ears? listen up buckle princesses!

he morn is a ditty upon the falon horizon,this worn sunday the baron and the general slipped on our battery-acid paisley smoking jackets, lit the victorian walnut and bullet engraved pipes, puffed, pu...
Posted by tHe bArOn aNd thE GeNeRaL on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:34:00 PST