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Bacon-Flavored Cola

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About Me

I may contain any or all of: Nutrasweet, Saturated Fat, Aspartame, Trans Fat, Cyclamates, Cholesterol, Acesulfame potassium, Sodium, or Sucralose!

My Interests

Fulfilling those who enjoy pork products with their carbonated drinks.

I'd like to meet:

Sausage-Flavored Sprite, Ham-Flavored Tab, Hard Boiled Egg-Flavored Hi-C, Biscuits and Gravy-Flavored Dr. Pepper, Pancake-Flavored Mr. Pibb, and Buttered Toast-Flavored 7-up and my favorite human being Carrot Top.

Music:

Anything with a little "fizz" or "oink" within it.

Movies:

Deliverance, Babe, Babe: Pig in the city

Television:

Green Acres

Heroes:

Miss Piggy, Porky Pig, Piglet
Here is my good friend Alton on his trip to the great northwest. Too bad he spends more time on the Food Network than Animal Planet!
The SO's cat with an important service announcement!
I really enjoyed my trip to the Great Wall! (Kodak technology in China is awful though.)
My good friend Stats (as I call her) raised me in great jubilation!
Our founding father enjoyed my hog-tainted sudsies from time to time.
This is me on my graduation day; I was the happiest carbonated alumni on campus!
Look at me relaxing in Cozumel. This nice Mexican man taught me some Spanish. Remember, whenever you greet an attractive lady in Mexico they like to hear you yell "Hola Puta!"
Here I am about to be gored by a bull in Pamplona. It sure was fun! I kept getting funny looks throughout my trip there; I think maybe it was my baseball cap.
Check out the car I just bought! (For real!) And what picture of a car would be complete without a swimsuit model draped across the hood.