you can check out www.howardstern.com to get a good laugh, theres a recap of my show if you look under archives for jan29th. if you know anything about me it'll crack you up, I laughed a few times myself.16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&;M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; &; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
My fans at events I attend, if you see me at one of my events let me know your a myspace fan, I'd really love that. you can check out this link to see if I'll be in your area. theres a calendar toward the bottom. its updated regularly. http://onemodelplace.com/model_list.cfm?ID=47196...heres what I like in men, I love men (and women) who r very nice, never boasting or showing off, do what they say they're gonna do, are always looking for a way to get ahead in life to become successful even if its not working out, I hate it when people sit around on their ass feeling sorry for themselves and relying on everyone else to do everything for them. money is ok but too much turns alot of people into constipated mother fuckers. I make my own money, so I dont need anyone elses I like to work for what I get and pay for what I want. I hate men who are out just to fuck me, dinner, beach, watching a movie, or just plain hangin around is good with me, I'm not gonna fuck just anyone, and I get turned off by people who expect it. if I want you I'll let you know, flirting is fine but just dont expect anything in return. to put things short I guess i like down to earth men who respect me and adore me and tell me nice things. and women who like women and love me and are super sexy. guys gotta take it slow with me, women are a diff. story. if I want one I'll go find one right then and there.
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@~~ME~~@:
Name: Prinzzess
Birthdate: 2/6/85
Location: SW, FL.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: lt. brown
Height: 5-4
Weight: 113
Piercings: naval, ears
Tatoos: only dummies get those
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: 100% taken
Overused Phraze:
Best physical feature: my body lol...
@~~Favorites~~@
Food: Subway, chinese, wendys
Candy: hurts my throat
Number: 4 dunno why, its been a fav since I was 4 I think.
Color: green
Animal: horses
Drink: juice
Alcoholic Drink: coconut rum
Letter: P
Music: some of anything and none of somethings
Band:
Song: it changes frequently
Actress:
Actor:
Movie: 2 fast 2 furious
TV Channel: E!
TV Show: American Idol
Stores: cheap
Hang out Spot: bed
@~~ Your~~@
Bedtime:
Most Missed Memory:
First thought waking up: Whats for work today???
Best friend: Jen
Weakness: feelings
Fears: to be exposed
Longest relationship: current 4 yrs
@~~Have You~~@
Ever Drank: yup, from 15-18
Ever Smoked: yup, for 6 months and not alot
Pot: yup, for a little while, but not in the last 5 yrs.
Ever been drunk: yeah, never again, I quit drinking after that.
Ever been beatin up: lets not go there
Ever beaten someone up: yeah, stupid shit, its funny to think about
Ever skinny dipped: yup, in an Amish community, had an Amish boy spy on us.
Ever kissed opposire sex: yup a couple times
Ever kissed opposire same sex: oh yeah!!!! lots!!!!!
@~~Random~~@
What country do you want to visit: Belize
Do you like thunderstorms: yes, they are awesome!!!
Get along with parents: my Dad is great
Health freak: a little bit.
Believe in yourself: yup
Want to go to college: nope, its a waste of time, I have more money saved at 21 than any college person will have by 30.
Do you smoke: nope, disgusting habit
Do you drink: one at a time no more than one a day
Shower daily: more like yearly, lol
Been in love: yes, still am...
Do you sing: nope
Want to get married: on horseback at the beach
Do you want children: never.
Hate anyone: yeah.
What kinda of car do you drive: Eclipse spyder, Lancer Evo,
Do you like it or them: yes love them, I want to sell my spyder now though.
Do you like motorcyles or 4 wheelers: no motorcycles, I've witnessed to many deaths on them,
Do you own one: never, neither will anyone I care about
What do you do for fun: work, work, work
Have any pets: 4 chinchillas, 1 horse, 1 dog, 2 snakes, 6 mice, 3 fish tanks, 2 crawfish, and a shitload of fish, 1 cockatiel, theres more I'm sure
What are your goals in life: To get ahead start on life while young.
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