Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Hello Gentleman and Beetches. My name is Triumph, dog of insults and comedy. I work at the Conan O'Brien show and without me, he'd be just another albino on the streets. I like to make fun of people, dogs, cats, whatever tickles my fancy. And if you want to be my friend, go ahead and add me although I'd prefer a nice bichon freese or poodle with 8 nipples and a sex drive equal to collin farrell. I see a lot of fat chicks on this site and their should be a weight limit. I mean when the fat is spilling out of your shirt like liquid that's simply not right sweety. Yes, that's a nice look...for me to poop on.