World Strongest Man competitions, editing our MySpace profile, homeless fights, sudoku
We'd like to meet Machmud Abdul Rauf just to find out what it sounds like when the government taps your phone.We'd also like to meet Michael McDonald, who really was the Nate Dogg of his time. He'd come in, sing one line of the chorus and the crappiest of songs became hits. "Shine sweet freedom, shine a light on me, you are the magic, you're right where I want to be."We'd also like to meet the guy who played the voice of the doctor who was a necklace on Buck Rogers. What people don't know about Dr. Theopolis, was that for years he was the galaxy's leading proctologist.And finally, we'd love to meet Byron Allen, a man so white, he was thanked twice in the liner notes of the latest Nickelback album.
Belle and Sebastian, Wilco, Via Audio, The National, Band of Horses, The Hold Steady, Mates of State, The Black Keys, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, My Morning Jacket, Ben Folds, Suftjan Stevens, Michael Doughty, Jurassic 5, Detroit, The Decemberists, The Format, Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsen, Manplanet, Morrissey, Grant Lee Phillips, Alison Kraus and Union Station, Springsteen, Cantor Leon Lissick
anything involving soul switching and, of course, Under the Tuscan Sun
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Snuff Box, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Dean Learner Man To Man, The Mighty Boosh, Extras, The Office, Man Vs. Wild, Project Runway, Top Chef, 30 Rock, I Am Alan Partridge, Spaced, The Sarah Silverman Program, MST3K, Arrested Development, All In The Family, P Diddy's Bad Boys Of Comedy, the Baseball Bunch.
The Corrections, Little Children, White Noise, Bel Canto, The Straight Man, Nobody's Fool, Crossing To Safety, any poetry by Jewel
Any strip club D.J., utility infielder Jose Oquendo, and 1997 Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee Champion Rebecca Sealfon, Jackee