JEZEBELLE BOND

***I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SECOND GUESS OR HESITATE APPROACHING ME BUT: don't think that because i'm naked, humping people for money on film that you'll be able to have that opportunity. EVERYONE WHO SENDS ME AN EMAIL SAYING SOMETHING VULGAR LIKE "SUCK ME OFF" OR "OH, OH PLEASE FUCK ME", OR ETC... GETS REPORTED!!! ALL IN ALL I AM A PERSON SO SAVE YOURSELF THE ANGUISH AND JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! please don't tell me i'm hot, i have a sweet ass, or that i seem interesting. sweet jesus in a dump trunk... try to be slightly original! this isn't motel 6...so for those people...i'm not trying to be mean or a bitchy diva, just honest.*** HAVING SAID THAT I DO LOVE HEARING FROM MY FANS, FANS OVERSEAS IN THE WAR, FANS WHO ARE COUPLES, AH SHIT...FANS IN GENERAL!i'm motherfkn jezebelle bond! i'm originally from san luis obispo, ca. i grew up there and all my family still lives there. i started my career by dancing at the santa maria spearmint rhino and then moved on to peddle smut. bypass me if you do not fit this mold: i only want to talk to friends i haven't heard from in awhile and NOT total retarded knobs trying to "hopefully" get laid! maybe this girl will say yes... THINK NOT! if you can't get laid in real life-talking to real people- there's probably no hope for your sad lil' self with me. if you're hot, ACTUALLY HAVE A REAL PERSONALITY, and don't come off as a needy/whiney little bitch just looking to get a rise/attention outta people... as i was saying, just because i have a vagina doesn't mean i need to act like one. i'm a fully independant, fun loving, give you shit but completely expects it back chick who can hold her own! i love football * raider nation *, boxing, all sorts of bloody violent sports. i'm the chick that can hang with the boys and still be hot-or- have manners need be. i can belch louder than you, drink more than you, and fuck longer than you...so...neener neener! sometimes...i get into fights and not just cute i don't wanna brake a nail windmill bitch fights! just ask lisa marie...i gave her face A COMPLETE POUNDING...she'll tell you it still stings a lil! i know, i know... i'm definetely rowdy and animated but not as rowdy as i used to be though. hey, we all have to grow up sometimes...oh, and unfortunately, i frequently say shit before i think and wind up with inserting my foot into my mouth. ouch, i just realized how massively sure of myself i sound!