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About Me

I am the boozehound, the monkey wrench, the Big Fish...When I was four years old I used to watch the garbage men throw shit into the truck. It was amazing what those big fucking trash presses could do to old furniture and bags of leaves...the destruction that that huge fucking vehicle administered made me think of fires burning up through the ground from the very bowels of hell......now garbage trucks suck.I would bet against me in an arm wrestling match for no other reason than it raises the stakes for the other guy...who I would bet for to make more money.Too many people worry about food poisoning. If you ever get the opportunity to have raw chicken juice accidentally squirt onto the neck of your wife, make sure and take a big tongue-full with a wide grin...then, realize that said wife has skin made of flowers and anti-bacterial everything, so never fear the salmonella creepy-crawleys...I have no excuse...for anything. So, if you are looking at this with a guilty conscience you should know that I probably could care less what you might have to say. With that said, I might still hug you, but I WILL was my hands afterwards (you might know who you are {all of you who have any questions} and if you are about to get offended, then stop reading and go suck on your own piteous thumb, get in the fetal position and cry for your Mommy)...My family is my religion...pure and humble...Here is one for all in question. It answers a lot for character and emotional frailty: - -choad - -Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish...

Background from Google search result ..
Irish Gipson - Georgia On My Mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2coXH7d_k3s

This made the Society Pages in Oklahoma...please reference Biker Fox for further entertainment.


Calvin Stories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmEj2iUDII

I keep a picture of this dude on my fridge...He is a legend!


Biker Fox Movie Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MVq2deRbuA

Tulsa Oklahoma's Official Spokes Model! The lord emanates from his spandex kingdom!


union rugby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m914uJN0aXI

My Sister helped found this club...


THE A-TEAM intro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfuaUTH9Y4

Intro from the A-TEAM series.


The Haunted House - Mickey Mouse B&W HD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r237TBi0MLI

It just makes me happy...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...a leprechaun, or a leper.

My Blog

Our Daughter...

...for all of you reading this.  I want you to know that our daughter is almost here.  For all of you who are concerned, we appreciate your support!  She is a Sokol...and that makes her a gift...she i...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:30:00 GMT

Learning Experience

Waking up at 4AM to be at work used to be something I despised and loathed.  I figured, "Is it worth what I make for and hour of work"?  I woke up yesterday at that same time, but something was differ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:28:00 GMT

The Second Chapter - Parents With Hope

To all of you who gave my wife Jezebelle and I support over the loss of our baby in April of last year...I extend our appreciation and love.We are pregnant again and this baby is a blessing!  We hav...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:19:00 GMT

Losing a child...

...is truly heartbreaking.  It's been five weeks now, and I am still feeling so much pain for our Little Otis.  I pray everyday for the health and happiness of others who are expecting. ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 18:07:00 GMT

I am taking no hostages...

I am back in LA...under extreme duress, but here nonetheless.That motherfuckin' desert sucked the life outta me like some ninja-like vampire.  The only good thing to come from that fuckin' desert...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 18:21:00 GMT

Vacating the Premises...

I'm packing up my family and leaving the desert...off to LA on Tuesday morning with a truck full of gym equipment and furniture to start over again.  Here's what I have learned (to add to my prio...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Tuesdays are for...

...waking up too early, getting out of bed and having chills, and being one day closer to getting the fuck outta the desert.I saw an empty expression on my wife's face yesterday.  I asked her wha...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:50:00 GMT

The Future...

Thank you all again for the support you gave my wife and I during our time of loss.Losing a child is a hardship that is unimaginable.  I can only think of the future and the children my wife and ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:21:00 GMT

I AM moving back to LA....

I will reserve bad-mouthing where we live right now, although it's hard to escape the temptation...Anyway, we will be back in Los Angeles by May 2.  We are both looking forward to it and to seein...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:16:00 GMT

...Missing Our Baby

We lost our baby almost a week ago.  I can't get my mind off of it.  I am empty inside...Words can't describe it...We love all of you who have shown love and support.  Thank you...My wi...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:32:00 GMT