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TARNEY

IM BACK BITCHES

About Me


My site is down at the moment, so ignore all the club tarney stuff, i'll let you know when its back : )

My Interests


Click here to vote for Tarney Halle! Hmmm....ok well I like what I do, Modeling, and working on my website, aside from that I hang out with my friends, drink too much wine, spend way too much time on Myspace, go shopping, watch movies, ok this is lame everyone does this stuff, um I go hiking now, trying to get fit, im a girly girl, I take bubble baths while watching DVDs, pamper myself, I really love web design, I like to teach myself. I eat alot, haha, sersiously I eat all day long. I love going to restaurants, love Japanese food, love traveling, I traveled the world for 5 years. I think thats it.

I'd like to meet:

anyone, everyone...

Music:

I honestly listen to everything as long as its good, obviously. My iPod is pretty random, I dont really have alot on it, but theres Hip Hop, Pop, Rock, Dance, whatever. OH AND JEWL ROCKS...

Movies:

Theres probly too many to mention, but some of my favourites are Shawshank Redemption, Munich, Bad Santa, Elf, 40 Year Old Virgin, Donnie Darko, Kicking and Screaming, Antz, Lady and the Tramp, Gone with the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Back to the Futures, Pretty Woman, Prime, Just Friends, 8 Mile and zillions more.

Television:

I watch way too much TV, Im obsessed with Will n Grace, I watch Friends, Frasier, Reba, Still Standing, King of Queens, Sex n the City, That 70's Show, I hate reality TV, the competative ones suck, I love game shows, embarrassingly enough I watch the Golden Girls.

Books:

I don't read a lot of novels, I prefer reading to learn, I have a lot of books on white magic, astrology, I read the bible and am always peeking inside books about other religions than my own, just out of curiosity. Ive started to read 1000 books, I never finish them, most of them are too predictable and I don't see the point in finishing.

Heroes:

Karen Walker THIS IS MY WISHLIST ON AMAZON.COM THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYONE THAT HAS GOT ME GIFTS SO FAR...I LOVE YOU FOREVER, NOTHING LIKE A SURPRISE GIFT IN THE MAIL...EVEN THE TINIEST GIFT MAKES MY DAY...THANK YOU...

My Blog

DONT DRINK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH hehe

i think im literally retarded, ill let you decide, read on .... this is what i did yesterday: an innocent business meeting with a couple of glasses of wine turned into me at a gar bar waiting for my f...
Posted by TARNEY on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:19:00 PST

COME ON LINES AND DUMB ARSE MESSAGES I GET FROM MYSPACERS

IM GONNA KEEP UPDATING THIS BLOG, BUT IM GOING TO COPY SOME OF THE STUPID ARSE MESSAGES AND COME ON LINES I GET FROM MYSPACERS, SORRY BOYS : ) KEEP EM COMING!!1) What does your pussy taste like?2) I c...
Posted by TARNEY on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:37:00 PST

A TYPICAL NIGHT IN TARNEYS LIFE

Ok not really, but I did a photoshoot last night....it was actually really cool and so much fun, after the shoot, me Megan and all the staff went to the owners bar and got wasted, it was a night fille...
Posted by TARNEY on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

WHERE I COME FROM

Ok, well i seriously did grow up in a tiny little country town called Warialda, in NSW Australia, and the population was only 1200 people. Warialda is Aboriginal for PLACE OF WILD HONEY, hehe. My pa...
Posted by TARNEY on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:34:00 PST

Geographic Tongue

*giggles* im betting that most of you probly are reading this cause you were like "wow, what can she do with her tongue" well no sorry, i just got out of the shower and brushed my teeth and i was chec...
Posted by TARNEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

RACOONS ARE FUCKIN CRAZY

OK THIS IS JUST CRAZY, IVE NEVER SEEN A RACOON BEFORE, BUT APPARENTLY THERES A WHOLE FAMILY OF THEM OUTSIDE MY WINDOW...IM SITTING HERE ON MY COMPUTER WHEN I HEAR THIS DEATHLY BLOOD CURDLEING SCREECHY...
Posted by TARNEY on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST

I GOT CANDID CAMERA TRICKED

So im sitting at a cafe just now, minding my own business, reading a magazine, when this crazy looking big bald guy wearing strawberry patterned pj's, a pink satin robe and pink fluffy slippers, a new...
Posted by TARNEY on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

Kids are evil!

Ok so as funny as I was as a child, I was also pretty evil..well to my poor friend Fiona anyway, I guess I was jealous of her cause she was 6 months older then me, so she started developing before me,...
Posted by TARNEY on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 01:43:00 PST

Kids are funny!

Its kinda wierd for me to actually be living in Los Angeles...growing up in Australia I was obsessed with the idea of living here since I was seriously about 5. I use to watch TV and dream of one day...
Posted by TARNEY on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST

My Funny Myspace Dream

This is so funny, a couple of nights ago i was so over-tired and couldnt get to sleep so i was just hanging out on Myspace checking peoples profiles, then finally i laid down at like 3am. I think I w...
Posted by TARNEY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST