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Jude LaFaux

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About Me

You don't know me. You don't wanna know me. No one will ever, ever know me, or know what it's like to be me. Gimme my Shit Leave me the fuck alone,i'm very loveing ,careing,

My Interests

Hi Assholes.I wanted to study law, but I was a such a pain in the ass the Law Librarian couldn't get rid of me, she had a re-straining order put out on me. JK... What I'm into: Crackheads, Junkies, Walking Barefoot in the park, reeking like shit, "Extreme Lifestyle" Sports, Clothing, Hard Core Alcoholism, Stalking, Harassment, Lurking, Prowling, Watching People O.D., Trenchfoot, Money, Domestic Violence, & Domestic Violence as a Spectator Sport. Obsessive Compulsive "Competition" Retarded Development, Egocentrics & Meglos, Chronic Fatigue, Homewrecking,... to be continued....

I'd like to meet:

God

Music:

Is for suckers.

Movies:

Mr. Right, Huffing Ether, The Swarm. Favourite movie?

Television:

Huh? Oh. It's melting. Coooool.

Books:

Everybody I can.

Heroes:

Satan, Lucifer, Mammon, Caligula, Hitler, Stalin, The Guys Who Ripped Off Live Aid, The Children's (or Red) Army, General Afu, President Habyarimana, Moammar Kadafi, Gingus Khan. Count Whats-his-face, the guy most of us know as Dracula. The Orejuela Brothers, Sadam Hussein. Osama Bin Laden. Ted Bundy, The Unibomber, Idi Amin, Omar Al-Bashir, Mother Theresa.

My Blog

The "Kill the War" Tag...

Well, somebody took a liking to my blog "Kill the War", & began doing graphitti around Somerville. I was in a coffee house this morning, where someone had written the slogan on the bathroom wall, ...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Jude_LaFaux s Guide to Running a Government

1: Go to every Charity, Church, Non-profit & Government Institution you can find.2: Beg, borrow, steal, or buy their contact lists.3: Learn all their "catch phrases", AKA, "Stressors".4: Get on th...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

Flowers are in this year....

Awesome. I'm SO glad to hear it. They've been "out" since, what, Reagan? Well, of course, if your goal is to turn the planet into the Klingon Homeworld... (can anyone say "Praksis"?) then this would ...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST

I’ve come up w/ the perfect plan for the next 2000 years!!

Yep.Well, I noticed in the Boston Globe that Obama supposed stole some political rhetoric from MA. Governor Patrick D..one of his endorsers). I haven't had the chance to read more about it yet, but @ ...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:11:00 PST

More info on PETA history....

In accordance w/ my last two blogs, Mitt's BRILLIANT plans to advance 10000 years in the next 10! ! Read my last 2 blogs first for reference...   Interview w/ People for the Ethical Tre...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Questions...

Okay, Many* people have been writing me, & asked what the "10,000 years" thing was about (fortunately) Former Massachuetts Governor Mitt Romney. It is simply this. In a desperate  last ditch&...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:46:00 PST

The Future looks AWESOME!!!!

I've been watching the political commercials lately, & have discovered something wonderous!!! The Future looks AWESOME!!! Here'e why. 1. Hillary will solve all our problems. Yay! 2. Mitt Romney wi...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:07:00 PST

More misadventures from Jude_LaFaux (or part of them...)

Besides advising Tila Tequila to purchase an Afro wig, do some shots (& take some pictures, too).... then captionong them as "America's favorite "naapy head ho... haha"; I spent the Easter weekend...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

MoreJude_LaFaux adventures!!!

After tagging Stormy (formerly Suicide's) blog w/ a demand for more delightful musings, (& the inspiration to consume more Vodka) I came to realise I myself have as yet written since my return fro...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

The Solution!!

A blog from my brother Phineas ( www.myspace.com/phineasweintraub ) w/ my comments prefacing..... Phineas, this is BRILLIANT!!! Much as I hate helping the poor, unless of course, it aids my business, ...
Posted by Jude LaFaux on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST