About Me

We-are-the-B.org

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Everyone being capable of assimilation.

As a member of the Collective, you are entitled to a permanent, free email address ending in @we-are-the-b.org (powered by Gmail) and a free website (powered by WordPress Âµ)

For more information, visit we-are-the-b.org .

[This is not a gimmick or a joke. There is no catch. It is completely free. The only thing you should be concerned about will not happened for two centuries, so take advantage of it while you can.]

My Blog

Unimatrix 01 Online

The next phase of the assimilation of humanity has begun.All assimilated drones will be given a free website (powered by WordPress µ) and a permanent email address (powered by Gmail). Your websi...
Posted by The Borg Collective on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:55:00 PST

BorGmail is here. You must comply.

As part of your assimilation into the Collective, we are offering an email service unlike few you have ever experienced. BorGmail is now available to all assimilated humans. If you want an email addre...
Posted by The Borg Collective on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:27:00 PST

Your default image must change.

As a member of the Collective, you are entitled to a new default image. Send us one and we will edit for you, or we will create one for you from our database of images. Your image will hav...
Posted by The Borg Collective on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST

1,000 Beings Assimilated

It took the Collective 18 days to reach 1,000 assimilated. This is unacceptible. We are doubling our efforts to assimilate all beings on the MySpace network. You are hereby instructe...
Posted by The Borg Collective on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST