I'd like to meet:
also, the entire cast of salute your shorts.
clint howard.
80's scream queens.
people with lots of coupons and the need to share.
liars.
bears and the wrestlers that wrestle them.
people that play LTD guitars. so i can punch them in their ignorant faces.
Music:
Anything of true artistic merit. Most things heavy or overwhelming. Others subtle and dynamic. The notes that don't settle well in scale.
Movies:
late 70's and early 80's horror, shit so poorly done that it's brilliant by accident, David Lynch movies, films based around dick jokes.
Television:
Maury and his endless paternity tests. Adult Swim. Iron Chef (original). 4 AM reruns of My So Called Life. Professional fucking wrestling.
Books:
My current favorite page-turners are:
Heroes:
Ric Flair