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the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess

Keeping my nose to the proverbial grindstone.

About Me


NOT LOOKING FOR DATES, HOOKUPS, BOYFRIENDS, MAIL ORDER BRIDES, NASTY 5-SOMES, KINKY STAR GROUPIE SEX, SPANKINGS, OR ANYTHING OF THAT ILK. IF YOU ARE, KEEP A-GOIN', YOU WON'T FIND THAT HERE. ALSO I DO NOT GIVE FREE READINGS! DUE TO THE SHEER VOLUME OF EMAILS I HAVE RECEIVED WITH PEOPLE BEGGING FOR THESE THINGS, I MUST NOW POST THIS HERE. Amongst other things, I am the Nucleus of the Atom of My Own Making...or just the Self-Promoting Star of My Satire aka as THE ALTAR OF THE EURASIAN GODDESS .
I am a writer, a somewhat reluctant Poet, an Internationally Known Psycho-Psychic, a dabbler in furniture design, a Narcissist with a Dominant leanings and Many fetishes...
Oh, and I have a TV show floating about in Manila, but you will have to ask My director about that. I chased ghosties in Asia and it even scared Me.
I would put the link up here to My show, but won't on the off-chance you arrived here via My odd Eurasian Goddess site. I have enough stalkers already without letting the majority from that realm be privy to My real name. I am not much for fame, but infamy seems to follow Me like the adoring cur it is. I leave fame to the rest of you. I like being able to walk down the street without being accosted, thank you very much.

For a bit more about the REAL Me:
I am a triple Aquarius, Leo Rising, Venus in Aries, Mars in Scorpio, if you speaky dat lingo...I am assuredly not humble
, but can be rather self-deprecating (I said 'deprecating', not defecating, for those of you who cannot read carefully).
I am allergic to people who take themselves (and Me) too seriously!
Quite shocking at times, but NOT easily shocked.I'd rather eat My young and shards of glass than vote Republican
I am a closet recluse and internet nerd-albeit a hot, witty, charming one.
I spend most of My 'off' days dressed like a hippie and usually eschew makeup.
I hate socks.
I love books.
I used to read the encyclopedia as a child.
I recently went from Vegan to Carnivore and now I am RAW vegan.
I think that almost every answer to Life can be found in the book THE PROPHET.
I not good at being a pushover.
I like to write in fits and starts.
I believe dreams are real and that reality always starts with a dream.
Karma is EVERYTHING and past life exploration is to be encouraged.
My soul is abstract and My mind is ADHD.

My Interests


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"The common expression is 'I love you.' But instead of 'I love you,' it would be better to say, 'I am love — I am the embodiment of pure love.' Remove the I and you, and you will find that there is only love. It is as if love is imprisoned between the I and you. Remove the I and you, for they are unreal; they are self-imposed walls that don't exist. The gulf between I and you is the ego. When the ego is removed the distance disappears and the I and you also disappear. They merge to become one — and that is love. You lend the I and you their reality. Withdraw your support and they will disappear. Then you will realise, not that 'I love you,' but that 'I am that all-embracing love.'" ~Amma

Collecting guitars and musical instruments that I can barely play, singing loudly and off-key with abandon, Creating, painting,dancing, the Mists that roll off the hills in Orkney, Poetry, DISCWORLD, Fetish, Dancing, BDSM, Chakras, Music, sewing, magic, healing, My Corgis, Van Gogh, Hiroshige, Furniture Design, Frida Kahlo, surrealism, taking photos of doorways and bits of architecture, astrology, seeing beyond the Veil, Karma, Amsterdam in the late Summer, Weirdness of All Sorts, What Makes People Tick, Genealogy, History, Beautiful Minds, Mind control, Absolute Domination, Hypnosis, Linguistics, some good books, RAW VEGAN LIFESTYLE.

I'd like to meet:

People interested in quirky and sometimes intelligent gibberish, like-minded egocentrics, and other oddities.
Pretty boys and girls with slutty mouths...submissive leanings a major plus.
Humans and sub-humans who want to throw off the bounds of karmic repression and leave the lemming-leaping to the shtooopid, frightened schmucks.

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Music:


Music from the 20s-60s, smooth jazz, blues, Annette Hanshaw, the tragic, sweet voice of Elis Regina, AMY WINEHOUSE, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash (gasp!), the Balikbayan, JayZ and Beyonce (sexy, sexy), Norah Jones, KARAOKE REVOLUTION from PS2, The Beatles, Ella, Sarah V, Ofrah Haza, Chaim Moshe, Pilita Corales, Prince, Billie Holiday, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, John Lee Hooker, Eminem, old folk ballads, Don McLean, Jim Croce, Don McLean, Janis Joplin, Dinah Shore, Andrews Sisters, anything anything 30s-50s.
Crooners are GOOD.
I also remembered My sick secret love of Scots and Old English songs...I love Tannahill Weavers, especially 'Come Under My Plaidie' and "Are Ye Sleeping, Maggie".
This is an unfair question, as I have a huge databank of music...
...I quite like punk, new wave, etc. Indie stuff/Experimental gets My vote as well.
Hmm... Talking Heads, the Clash, NIN, Velvet Underground, THE KINKS, Billy Idol, Beethoven, Wagner, anything with baroque harpsichord, Vivaldi, John Lennon and Yoko Ono, George Harrison, Blondie, Morgan Ingle, Metallica, (anything heavy on the bass, please, please, please), JUNE CARTER CASH AND THE CARTER FAMILY, Jethro Tull (ooh, baby, gimme some flute), David Bowie (my 8th grade boyfriend used to sing "China Girl" to me), the Cars, Apl from the Black Eyed Peas (PILIPINO! PILIPINO!), Shakira (girl rocks and not just the hips), BLONDIE, My Chemical Romance, Hole... WILL UPDATE AS I REMEMBER..

Movies:


I've been catching up on movies I've missed lately. Winter in Michigan is good for that ;)
Pan's Labyrinth, Stranger Than Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite/Nacho Libre (Hess), The Pick of Destiny, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Wedding Crashers, BORAT, BORAT, BORAT! What Dreams May Come, Being John Malkovich, BEING THERE-Peter Sellers, Little Big Man, The Departed (Scorsese), Brokeback Mountain, Lolita, Room With A View, Y tu mama tambien, Same Time Next Year, Walk the Line, The Holy Grail, Blast to the Past, Indiana Jones, Talladega Nights, Supersize Me, Capote, Some Like It Hot, It (1927, Clara Bow), Star Wars, Little Big Man, Tom Jones, Fanny Hill, My Geisha, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Deer Hunter, Chinatown, Casino, Boondock Saints, Gone with the Wind, Spirited Away, Sean of the Dead, The Prince of Central Park, Schindler's List, The Meaning of Life, and others too ecclectic and numerous to list.
If it is entertaining enough to keep My ADHD butt focused for 2 hours, I will watch it.
I *obviously* have a hard time sitting still.I am a bit partial to comedies...'specially dark ones.

Television:

THE FAMILY GUY, ALI G, The Dog Whisperer, HGTV, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, BBCAmerica
If it is on Adult Swim/Cartoon Network, I am sooo there. I also love the Daily Show and the Colbert ReportMy absolute FAVORITE TV SHOW: The League of Gentlemen (from the UK) If you know Royston Vasey, you know Me...Monty Python, too.
also:
Band of Brothers (miniseries)
(Honestly though, I don't watch TV much. I TIVO and forget to even watch what I've recorded. I get My info .., baby)

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Books:


The Alchemist (Paolo Coelho), THE STOLEN CHILD-Keith Donohue, Perfume by Patrick Suskind, Glass Castle (Jeanette Walls), Running with Scissors, Angela's Ashes (Frank McCourt), Joseph Delaney books,
anything by Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman, (If you notice weird comments by cartoons on this page, they are DISCWORLD characters. I am ADDICTED to that series)
Philip Pullman, SM Stirling, Marlys Millheiser,David Weber (I have a sick madness for time travel books),
Khalil Gibran's THE PROPHET, Lolita by Nabakov, Anais Nin. Lewis Carroll;
good gawd-I dunno-I have THOUSANDS of books that I love.
Poetry: I love Byron's "Fare Thee Well"; DOROTHY PARKER; I love most everything by Robert Burns; Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll, Dr. Seuss, John Lennon, and my dear, dear friend Jenny Badman's poetry...and my two very favorites: TAM LIN and True Thomas.

Heroes:

Terry Pratchett, Dorothy Parker, Lady Emma Hamilton, Padre Pio, Sally Hemming, Lord Byron, Robbie Burns and his haggis, Cora Pearl, Isla Fisher as Gloria in "The Wedding Crashers", Single Mothers, Annie Sullivan, My Grandmother, Thomas the Rhymer, Johnny and June, Khalil Gibran, Marilyn Monroe, Clara Bow, Wendy from Peter Pan, Ninon de Lenclos, Asherah, Xenobia, Nell Gwynne
Whatever the soul longs for, will be attained by the spirit
Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation
-Khalil Gibran

My Blog

DAY 23 RAW pecans everywhere

I was sent a TON of pecans from a friend's pecan farm in Texas this week. I spent yesterday making up batches of things in the dehydrator, like:pecan pate pecan burgers pecan cacao browniesthe latter...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

DAY 22 RAW NO MORE TAHINA

I think my body is reacting to tahina the way it does cooked food. I am sooo addicted, so I need to try to stay away from it.Others seem to do fine on it, however I go overboard.@9:30 chocolate banan...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

DAY 21 RAW

@7:00 Shake made with bananas, dates, strawberries, sesame milk@12:40 papaya@2:20 raw nori rolls w.cauliflower sushi 'rice' YUMIF you chop cauliflower very fine and add a few things, it makes THE BES...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

MY TAHINA DIP FOR VEGGIES RECIPE. Warning: EXTREMELY ADDICTING

I learned to make tahina dip in Israel when I was in high school...there is a knack to it.1. Pour out about 1/2 c tahina in a bowl2. wield a tablespoon3. turn cold tap water on to a trickle; keep it r...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

DAY 20 RAW- ALL FRUIT DAY!

I decided to go all fruit on day 20...and perhaps the 21st day, if I can get that far without my tahina dip.I want to do a bit of a special cleanse to start out my 3rd week.I cannot believe I made it ...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

DAY 19 RAW AND VARIOUS BODY CHANGES

I've gained 1.5 lbs in a week...I also haven't been to the toilet in about 2.5 days. My period is due any moment as well. I think all the tahina is binding me up.My body odor has disappeared. I thi...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

DAY 18 RAW AND AN INTERESTING EDUCATIONAL ARTICLE ON RAW FOODISM

AN INTERESTING ARTICLE ON RAW FOODISMSomeone made a comment the other day on this blog that they thought perhaps I was on the road to an eating disorder...which is patently ridiculous considering the...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

DAY 17 RAW

Eating loads of tahini has left me a bit sleepy these last days, but I think I've needed the comfort food/rest.It has been a pretty trying time. At lunch I had leftover tahina...lol@11:30 leftover ta...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

DAY 16 RAW- Death and When it Rains, it pours

Had a death in the family last night...also had a surgery yesterday. Not going into detail.Been a pretty sad last 24 hrsI ate poorly (albeit mostly raw, but too many fats) yesterday and must repair t...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

DAY 14 RAW---2 WEEKS! WOOHOO

I've made it 2 weeks! My friends are starting to ask when I am going to reappear/come out to play...and I've vowed NOT to until I have gone a full month on this.I tried to keep to a simple raw diet, ...
Posted by the ORIGINAL Eurasian Goddess on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:10:00 PST