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Rincewind

About Me

I am currently the Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography at Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork. I spend just about all of my time running away from various bands of people who want to kill me for various reasons. Although I was born with a wizard's spirit, I have the body of a long-distance sprinter.
That's me and DEATH just...hanging out.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has no desire to kill me

My Blog

Promoting Peace Throughout the Disc

Ridcully called me into his office today.  He was terribly thrilled about an "incredible educational opportunity" which convienently suits me; "practically tailor made for you in my opinion!"&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:44:00 GMT

Its a pigment of your imagination


Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:44:00 GMT

What’d you do on your holiday?

Music with rocks in has certainly become quite popular at Unseen University and I'll admit that some of us professors have also gotten into the scene, as the kids say.Over the winter holidays I myself...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:52:00 GMT

Apologies

I apologize for my absence.  Let's just say the Bursar got lost in L space and for some reason, everyone felt I was the best candidate to go and retrieve him.  If you've sent me a message or...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 05:13:00 GMT

Springtime in Ankh

So it is Springtime in dear old Ankh-Morpork.  The river's oozing a bit faster, UU's gardner is busy tending the new plants, and the Bursar's been flying again.UU finals are mere weeks away and i...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:45:00 GMT

The Road Goes Ever On

Oh dear, well, as always, things are crazy here at Unseen University.Terribly sorry about the fact that I have been  for much of the last month.You see, a while ago, Esme Weatherwax and Gytha Ogg...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:14:00 GMT

Where have all the Wizards Gone?

As you know, it's crazy here at Unseen University 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 400 days a year. It is currently the 17th of Sektober and because I've got nother better to do, all of my students hav...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:13:00 GMT

This Week at UU

It's always a crazy week at Unseen University and this last one was no exception.  Ponder Stibbons has been very busy with Hex lately.  I'm not sure what, exactly, is going on in the High En...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:49:00 GMT

Talk Like A Pirate Day at Unseen U

Apparently there are certain events which occur no matter which dimension or reality you happen to exist in and one of those things is "Talk like a pirate day."Today was Unseen U's official Talk Like ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:34:00 GMT

Ridcully Vs. The Bursar

As I often say, things are rather crazy here at good ole Unseen U.This week proves to be no exception.        &n bsp;       &n...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:08:00 GMT