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STRESSBITCH

21st Century Urban Bastard Blues

About Me

Welcome rock fans to the home of the cranked the foremost refuge of rock the last stop off for 21st Century Urban Bastard Blues. STRESSBITCH were formed in early 2006 after an unlikely meeting between Moses Presley and Porkbeast in a macrobiotic disco in Khazakstan. On the Porkbeasts return to LA (Leicester Area) the idea - to return to the purest soul of fuck off rock n roll - was put into action. Anarcho-graffiti street punk Uncle Flash was recruited as stickman. Flash's time in the Plutonium Crew (a local LA street gang) meant that his dexterity with long pieces of heavy wood had become a finely honed art form. His unique tecnique sounds like an avalanche of beer barrels being chased by a herd of cows down a flight of concrete stairs...With the addition of The Spaceman on the Bassman, (a sidekick of Presley - so called for his abilities as a bodyguard) the line up was set. The rest is just sheer bulls**t


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Member Since: 5/4/2006
Band Website: FILE 9923hh828js9884/1 SUBVERSIVE/ACTIVES
Band Members: The Porkbeast: Lead Git and Warbles.......The Spaceman on Bassman and Eating.........Uncle Flash: Channeling John Bonham with an itchy arse and hitting Stuff Hard.......Moses "County Joe" Presley: Rhythm Git and Tractors.........
Influences: Tequila
Sounds Like: Space Apes on Mescalin
Record Label: Pink Box Digital
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Studio Trip

Stressbitch have just flown in from their badlands studio space after recording three tracks which will be available on vinyl soon. Having fought off the Mongol hordes of junkies and winos that infest...
Posted by STRESSBITCH on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

The Porkbeast

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Posted by STRESSBITCH on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

Moses Presley

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Posted by STRESSBITCH on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

Uncle Flash

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Posted by STRESSBITCH on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST

The Spaceman on Bassman

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Posted by STRESSBITCH on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

Strange Things Are Happening.....

Welcome bitch people to the blog with no name...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Stressbitch are just recovering from a long and busy Solstice period, Por...
Posted by STRESSBITCH on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST