Spaceman

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CIA DOC REF 12937893742034-1000000 SPACEMAN

**URGENT URGENT IMMEDIATE**

FROM : CINC.F.EAST.INTEL

TO : CINC.HOME.INTEL;CINC.C.EURP.INTEL

CC : MI5 CofStaff

SUBJECT : RE YOUR BIOGRAPHY REQUEST

SPACEMAN ON THE BASSMAN : BASS, VOCALS, WORLD PEACE, SOCKS.

UMMM OK REMEMBER YOU ASKED FOR THESE……

Spaceman on the Bassman.

Origins: Unknown....

Dob: Unknown

Appearance: Highly Variable

History

First apparent reference is on a piece of pottery from the Acadian culture (circa 1500 BC!) that clearly shows several inscriptions of SPACEMAN using a FRETTED instrument, frets not being used on stringed instruments until much later. Apparent age: 40. There are a NUMBER of similar references [Proceedings of the Royal Antiquarian Society : Who is spaceman on the bassman? – was God an itinerant crazed musician. CCF ALSO Von Daaniken :- Lunchtime Of the Gods pp478-1795]

[Various Confused Refs See Archive Material]

Recorded as Senior Lab assistant to LlOYD LOAR in Gibson factory Kalamazoo Apparent age: 45 [Memo to Lloyd Loar : Patent applications approved]

Recorded as Senior Lab assistant to ALBERT HOFFMANN Approx 1938 Apparent Age : 25. Aids Synthesis of LSD25. Spills some on HOFFMANN's Hand. "Ya It Vass Der Vildest Bichycle Ride in Zer History off History hehehe" [SANDOZ LABS Memo: Johann Van Der SPACEMANN??]

Recorded as Senior Lab assistant to DR ADOLPH RICKENBACKER Approx 1938. Apparent age: 43 Apparently captured stealing German V2 data 19 October 1944. Vanished during interrogation possibly after extreme allergic reaction to Sodium Pentathol. [CIA WW2 Archive : Widerstand zur Droge gründete Befragung]

Gestapo records indicate age as 'indeterminate approx 25' and cite 'Severe resistance to interrogation' and "anomalous physiology". [CIA WW2 Archive: Es gibt Ausländer unter uns!]

Recaptured dissuading German University professor as to the possibility of nuclear fission. Apparently killed in Allied bombing of Gestapo HQ, Freidrichstrasse in Berlin January 1945. [RAF Bombing order 1945/4234561]

Recorded as member of Manhattan Project, photographic evidence suggests that this is a different person, however; “in conversation with DR Oppenheimer this individual was heard attempting to dissuade him of the morality of the project” and “the efficacy of THC based preparations”. Killed in TRINITY test trying to sabotage device. [FBI Memo: Communist infiltration in Defence projects]

Found in hole in the ground in USA after meteorite report: - together with a large black obelisk. [Blue Book : pp 1098-3482 and all refs “Obelisk, Black”]

Recorded as Senior Lab assistant to LEO FENDER, approx 1946. [The Fender Archive]

Recorded as Senior Technical assistant to SETH LOVER, approx 1946.

Meets and befriends LES PAUL the develop recording tecniques and guitar technology, but his wife does not like him - “He’s Creepy – he knows things he shouldn’t” [Les Paul and Mary Ford – the True Story]

Holidays in BIKINI ATOL. Killed trying to sabotage H-Bomb device. [CIA/FBI Joint Report : Enemies within – communist saboteurs are all around us]

Found in Australia in hole in the ground after meteorite report :- together with a large black obelisk. [Blue Book : pp 1098-3482 and all refs “Obelisk, Black”]

Volunteered for British army nuclear test in Australia, But got too close. Became a streetlamp in Sydney until forced to emigrate by enraged Sydney Electric shareholders. [SEC Shareholders report : “Who is this Pommy Barst*rd”]

Arrived UK conventionally, but failed entrance exam, declared human due to clerical error. After medical, was used a fuel for first 'fast breeder reactor' in Uk until explosion. Missing for 5 years. [UK Immigration authorities report : failed tests and other issues – Australian Lurgii]

Found in USA in hole in the ground after meteorite report :- together with a large black obelisk. [Blue Book : pp 1098-3482 and all refs “Obelisk, Black”]

Employed by NASA as a doorstop. Involved in several launch pad explosions:- says "served me right for inhaling". Escapes prosecution. [NASA RECORDS]

Recorded Bass for the classic Ribald Steadly Album "Caught Short in New York". Says Steadly: “He already knew all the songs, and he had his OWN electric bass – it was very different to the ones we knew – I never saw anything like it till recently. He said he once worked for Fender and we believed him – he knew too much, but we were taken aback by how scorched he was”. Apparently had lunch with the young MOSES PRESLEY during this time. [Steadly et al: - “Caught Short Making caught Short”]

Helps to prep Apollo 13, implicated in subsequent explosion, however missing so no charges brought. [NASA REECORDS]

No records for five years.

Found in hole in the ground after meteorite report :- together with a large black obelisk. [Blue Book : pp 1098-3482 and all refs “Obelisk, Black”]

Eats Paul McCartney’s original Hohner violin bass for a bet. [The Daily Scum : “Itinerant Eats Beatle Bass – McCartney Laughs his Boll*cks off”

Referenced in Suppressed Apollo 17 Com traffic -

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CERNAN : "Hey Spaceman! How You hanging"

CAPCOM : "Errrr Repeat all after SPACEMAN your signal is breaking up"

CERNAN : "Uuuuh Wait one CAPCOM.."

SCHMITT : "Thats crazy, Do it again..Wow Did we ever look stupid then!

CAPCOM : "Are you guys ok? Who are you talking to?"

CERNAN : "OK,man - I'll see you later!"

CAPCOM : "Please respond : you should return to the LEM you are experiencing oxygen deficiency.....errrr or narcosis....errr.. or..err"

CERNAN : "Thanks CAPCOM....just let me say good bye to SPACEMAN"

CAPCOM : "Please return to the LEM"

{NASA Archives]

Found in hole in the ground in Kent (UK) after meteorite report :- together with a large black obelisk. [UFOs Today : Blimy! Was this a UFO or what?]

Employed by Malcolm Mclaren to provide bass for bands with no/brain-dead/drugged bass musicians. McLaren :- “He was too famous – we had to disguise him with a whole body prosthesis … Sometimes he played lying down backstage while the bass players just jumped and pogo-ed on stage. One day the whole crew caught him levitating…” [The Great Rock n’ Roll Swindle – OUTTAKE 17a]

Crushed by Police horse on London Bridge during rioting. Released by NHS Casualty Doctor “There wasn’t enough room for him in casualty - the Obelisk… It wouldn’t go away. Someone Called Fufkin signed for him..”. [Metropolitan police memo : This bloke should be dead – what happened?]

Implicated in various anti-Thatcher activities, but eludes direct arrest and prosecution. Blown up apparently trying to disarm IRA bomb after clearing public house. [MI5 Memo : “Can’t we arrest this man for ANYTHING?????”, The DAILY SCUM : “Shout clears pub with seconds to spare”]

Found in USA in hole in the ground after meteorite report :- together with a large black obelisk. [Blue Book : pp 1098-3482 and all refs “Obelisk, Black”]

Implicated in various anti-Regan anti-star wars activities – Hit and killed by 7 Terrawatt ground to orbit Laser. [US AIR FORCE SECURTY SERVICE Memo: Range Security Breach – Again!!]

Found in hole in the ground in USSR after meteorite report: - together with a large black obelisk. [KGB Refs - Restricted]

Meets PORK BEAST in Moscow during fall of Gorbachev Regime. [MI5 MEMO : URGENT MOSCOW STATION : PORKBEAST CONNECTION ADVISE?]

Few Reliable records Since. [CIA Memo : worrisome lack of spaceman sightings!]

Many (im)possible sightings include NASA, Afghanistan, Penge, Thailand, Jamaica, L.A. But no definite sightings.

Reliably placed at a LucasArts conference - BEVERWILL HOTEL in 2003 – seems to have used his own name, apparently tried to persuade GEORGE LUCAS to make another 10 STARWARS films. [LucasArts Security Memo : Hey! - Who is talking to George?]

Recorded as eBay member Selling “Large Black Obelisk Collection” [Recent eBay Auction]

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