Let the experts speak....FILE 98y913407234 RESURGENT/ACTIVESCIA DOC REF 187768931-A PBEAST**URGENT URGENT IMMEDIATE**FROM : CINC.F.EAST.INTELTO : CINC.HOME.INTEL;CINC.C.EURP.INTELCC : MI5 CofStaffSUBJECT : RE YOUR BIOGRAPHY REQUESTThe Porkbeast: Vocals, Lead Guitar, Subversion.Biography.As a former C.I.A. psychotropic volunteer he spent formative years growing up in a Southern Californian hippie cult commune where he learned to “communicate with higher beings than myselfâ€. [ccf Blue Book ref 62347623467823/3]. Retained on CIA PAYROLL [CIA MEMO: SLEEPER AGENTS]He is documented as having “an iron constitution when it comes to psychoactive stimulants†[ccf : The Leary Report Pages 170-190, 427-555, 666-1230, Appendix B "The number of the Beast", ccf Blue Book ref 62347623467823/3].Was reputedly the centre of a Polynesian cargo cult religion during the 1980s before joining narco-neo-punks Crazyhead on bass in 1987. Enjoyed a number of minor chart hits and television appearances as well as touring the world. Also performed with a number of groups such as The Cult, Iggy Pop, The Ramones and fellow Neolithic shaman Julian Cope. [CIA MEMO : EUROPEAN SUBVERSIVE MUSICAL CULTS]Was employed by the British Council in the late1980s early 1990s as a diplomat.[CIA MEMO : RECRUITMENT DRIVE SUCCESS - ACTIVATE BEAST]Reliable sources point to his presence at the heart of the 1989 Romanian revolution that overthrew the despotic Ceausescu regime. [MI5 MEMO: 1989-8423283 Regime Change immenant]Later that year he was instrumental in the changeover of power in Namibia from the South African backed government to the people’s choice S.W.A.P.O. [MI5 MEMO: 1980-100938845 Regime Collapse]There are reports of his presence in Moscow just prior to the fall of the Gorbachev regime. [MI5 MEMO : URGENT MOSCOW STATION : PORKBEAST CONNECTION ADVISE?]Was thrown out of the diplomatic service for upsetting the wife of a British career diplomat. He was quoted in the Hong Kong times as saying “I didn't realise that she actually said 'I really love pork in cider'...still...She loved it the slag…†Reportedly set up residence in Thailand and Morocco soon after. [MEMO from Thai ministery of interior Trade : Porkbeast Threat to Prik Khee Noo Suan Trade et al]Disappeared for a decade; thought to be in Indo-China; before resurfacing in Coventry, England graduating with a PhD in applied narcotics from the university of Warwick, reportedly financed by British Petroleum. “I met the CEO in a heroin and snake venom brothel in Beijing. I was a spy for the f****** C.I.A, they s*** their pants and put me on the payroll†[BP eMail : Make sure they have nothing on us] & [CIA MEMO: Make sure we have something on them]Is known to have spent the last five years teaching “elements of narco-terrorism and International relations “ at a number of US and UK universities. [Univerity of ******* MEMO : Lesson content reviews - can we condone this?]CURRENT:Still performing with a number of “21st Century Urban B**tard Blues Bands†latest STRESSBITCH.Current residence: Thought to be somewhere in L.A.Has he been spotted? Update required urgently.....CINC.F.EAST.INTEL
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