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Jongo&Fizz

"Every....SINGLE DAY!!"

About Me

Jongo McBride and Fizz Timmons. Two of the toughest cops on the block. Don't let nobody mess us around or they'll have MR 45" to answer to!We usually sleep with the sexy victims of crime, preferably dames who have just had their drug dealer boyfriends righteously slain by yours truly!Enjoy Hard drinking with our old friend Jack Daniels and Mr Jim Beam. Hanging about in smoky bars and dropping in on Reggie's Coffee & Donut Emporium, whilst on ON THE JAAB!There's no finer time to be had than when we're listening to old 45's of Dizzie Gillespie and John Coltrane, and cruising with Johnny Cash on the stereo.Favourite films include, The Wild Ones, On The Waterfront, Streetcar Named Desire (No one can say a bad word about Brando or Jongo will serve rough Justice upon their Ass!)T.V? We don't watch that shit, we only read the obituaries and watch old re-runs of mighty mouse.Heroes? Everyone needs heroes here are a few of ours, Clint Eastwood, Mick out of Hill Street Blues, Steve Mcqueen, Marlon Brando, Kojak, Charles Bronson, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Bruce Lee, Lenny Bruce, Jackie Chan.If you're gonna read (Fizz say's "Books are for Pussies!") then Jongo recommends, Sun Tzu - The Art Of War.

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Member Since: 5/1/2006
Band Members: JONGO MCBRIDE(Stavros Mckill) & FIZZ TIMMONS(Rosler) (BUT WE AIN'T NO BAND MUTHERFUCKER!)
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My Blog

it gets lonely..

it's been a harsh week. people forget ya in a second!!!. no matter how much good you give, no matter how motherfucking straight you are with people. they still jack you around. i tire of lifes bullshi...
Posted by Jongo&Fizz on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:53:00 PST

LIVE 'n' KICKING

YES THAT LITTLE NERDY HACKER GANG HAD INFILTRATED OUR BASE OF OPERATIONS BUT WE HUNG TOUGH AND HIT THEM UPSIDE OF THEIR DANDRUFF COVERED HEADS AND BOUNCED THEIR UNDER-DEVELOPED SINEWY FRAMES AROUND OU...
Posted by Jongo&Fizz on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Johnny No Balls

Loose gals, loud music, free flowin liquor. All was well until johnny no balls crashed the show. He turned up at the Richie Valens' memorial hall swingin his pistol between his legs like a dog in heat...
Posted by Jongo&Fizz on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:36:00 PST

Jongo Diary Entry

Another tough day on the force. Timmons killed a guy today and didn't even break a sweat. I swear we've been on the jaab too mutherfuckin long. I can't remember the last time i took a bath without my ...
Posted by Jongo&Fizz on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:56:00 PST