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Joe Scully

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About Me

Hello/G'day, my name is Joseph Scully (but u can call me joe). i'm currently in Bendigo working on a farm belonging to my father and brother. They have both been very ill and i intend to spiggin work my hairy bumhole off until they get back on thier toes!i have 4 kids.....oh no wait 5! i forget about that little ossy fella! i've only seen him about twice or something, my ex wife was a bit far over the reef to be popping babies outta erself if u ask me. All my kids live in the U.S. except Steph (who is pregnant but ill prob never see the little twat) and ossy, who lives with my ex-slut Lyn. She's shacked up with some crappy version of me according to my old "pal" Karl. oh the good old days back in number 26! i remember when karl kennedy's land took up 46cm of OUR land. I'll never forgive them for that! BURN IN HELL KENNEDYS! - hope that doesnt make me a suspect for that plane crash i heard a few of the ramsey-rufters were on?! Anyone got any beef on the mangel fella u cum to me. i like to masterbate over lynnie sometimes, dont want him poppin in me head or me wife. When i aint on the farm, i like to pursue my career in acting, ive done a few car insurance ads and i shoulda been on making mansions but i got a phone call telling me of me familys strife in Bendigo. My gay son Jack fucked my business "Ozebuilt" by becoming a junkie, and too much of the strutting his stuff in clubs with his amazing dance moves. As if quitting soccer wasnt enough, he had to date that copper shiela who resembled a man. She had more cock than me! The CricketSoda Myspace Editor!

My Interests

Cricket, building things, spanners, hammers

I'd like to meet:

that mother fucker thats moved in with me lynnie! he can eat kangaroo shit!!

Music:

patsy cline, dolly parton (her boobs were wobblier than lynnies!)

Movies:

animal farm ( the porno), muriels wedding, crocodile dundee 1 & 2, sabrina down under

Television:

farm programmes, tool time, making mansions, shielas wheels adverts

Books:

whats a "book"?

Heroes:

my mother - Pat Scully

My Blog

Car Insurance anyone?

want some quality car insurance? go to shielas wheels! mention me please, it means i get a $ for each new customer, thanks - Joe
Posted by Joe Scully on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:30:00 PST

some of my thoughts in Bendigo farm

phew, its been a hard days work in the farm, wish those two gufters would get better soon, i do like it up here in Bendigo though, wish my kids would come visit me once in a while! not jack thoug...
Posted by Joe Scully on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST