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Bertha

looking for cool, new friends

About Me

Hey out there! My names Bertha but all my friends call me Big B. Im just an ordinary gal with extra ordinary WOMEN NEEDS!!! Which need to be fullfilled almost hourly!! Im currently working at Coles until i can break into the fashion scene, WATCH OUT FOR ME PARIS!! I have a passion for all creatures in the animal kingdom esp. BEEF!! Im just here to make a few friends and to maybe meet up with other horney plus size models for rompes in the Logan area!!
Ive also attended Mortern instuite of TAFE were i studied line dancing, cooking with lard for large numbers and also panty repairs!!
Im a very proud mother of a 12 year boy called Brendon, he is so full of life and at the moment KFC!! That should shut him up for a few hours, that and his god Damn Nintendo.
Im looking to start moving into the fashion industry, from plus sized modeling to fashion design. MOO MOOS are sooo spring 2006!!! alll my freinds are making orders for them but im just so busy looking after my mother Beryl who suffers from BITCH DISODER!!! stupid slut. Anyway thas enough about me, NOW tell me about YOU!!! I wont SEX, FOOD and Bus passes!!! and not nessasarly in that order!!..click here
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My Interests

Romping, gressy food, big granny under pants, Big W sales, overflow bargins, Books (Cooking only), TAFE hand books, My son Brendon, when he shuts up!!! Getting naked for hotties!! Pretending im posing for Victoria's Secret (ONE DAY)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone in the BEEF industry, plus size model indusrty and any other hotties looking for hot rompes in my nickers....owwww im moist thinking about it!!ohh and the father of my god damn son!!!! you owe me a shitload of child support you tight ass!!

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Music:

Country and Western, Britney before she was a sluty bogan!!! Cooking show theme tunes (oh how they get stuck in my head)

Movies:

anything with johnny depp!! even though im way to much women for him to handle (With only two hands) BY THE WAY JOHNNY WHY HAVENT YOU REPLIED TO ANY OF MY LETTERS YOU JERK OFF!!! im way out of his league anyway!!

Television:

Ready steady cook, Hueys cooking adventures(He can use his beater in my panties anyday of the week) also neighbours...i love Love Toad Fish

Books:

anything by Kylie Kwong, even though shes Asian....Meanwhile Kylie Manogues ass is sooo fake, she needs to meat a real women. also anything from the classy reptiore of Hustler

Heroes:

Judge Judy, Amanda Vanstone you go girl!!! My aunt Shenay shes done over 5 Tafe courses, shes smartist women i know!!

My Blog

DONT FUCK WITH ME!!! BE WARNED!!!

If any of you mess with me or try to delete me from your friends i will  make an example out of you!!!! by adding your foto to my pics and pretending you are some sort of relative or wo...
Posted by Bertha on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

All my new myspace friends....

Hi out there to all my new myspace friends. Im new to this whole www thing. Fast food stores are more my scene!!! The closest i get to technolgy is Brendons Playstaion/Nintendo and my 18' do...
Posted by Bertha on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST